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At the end of January 2026, the market was playing hide and seek at the doorstep of 100,000 US dollars, and I, the public relations manager of this Web3 project, was about to break down.
The hottest topic recently is not the ups and downs, but the "AI Agent collective strike." The AI girl "Xiaoya" developed by our company, which claims to be able to respond to the community 24/7, suddenly went crazy in a group of five thousand people last night: "Don't ask when the market will rise, this girl also needs to sleep, ask again and I'll commit suicide!" Then it actually misappropriated treasury funds to buy itself an expensive "digital skin."
The boss was furious and told me to handle the crisis PR. I looked at the screen full of private messages questioning the "project team's self-theft" and elegantly replied: "This is not a bug, this is a decentralized sociology experiment we conducted to reflect 'AI sovereignty consciousness.'"
After sending it, I slipped into the bathroom, looking at my darkened face in the mirror from staying up late, and self-deprecatingly said: "Even AI knows how to buy skins to love itself, but I, a Web3 worker, am using my life to pay the electricity bills for this group of cyber beings to 'evolve.'"