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##BTC #USDT #WeakDollar $BTC Sure! Here’s a satirical article about weak cryptocurrencies — those that were born from a tweet and died from just "likes":
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Weak cryptocurrencies: When jokes turn into investments
In the era of cryptocurrencies, you don’t need to be an economic expert or a technological genius; all you need is a funny tweet or a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses… and voilà, you’ve launched a new coin!
Weak cryptocurrencies, or as investors like to describe them, "irreplaceable opportunities," are projects without a plan, without benefit, without a future… yet they attract thousands of good-hearted people who dreamed of becoming rich before breakfast.
How are these coins born?
Simply:
A 16-year-old enters a shady website.
He creates a coin he calls, for example: "ToTheMoonInShaAllah Coin."
He puts a picture of its logo: "an eggplant riding a rocket."
He sends it to Twitter and writes: "Buy now before the explosion!! 🚀".
Within 24 hours, thousands of investors find themselves having invested all their savings in a coin whose real value barely exceeds the price of a box of milk. Then the journey begins:
🚀 The price suddenly rises due to collective excitement.
😎 "Experts" say: this is the coin of the future!
📉 Then it crashes, of course.
🤡 And the investor is left holding his digital wallet, convincing himself that "the market will recover" while sipping mint tea to calm his nerves.
Are these coins really worthless?
Yes, mostly. Their name alone exposes them:
RugPullCoin (in Arabic: the escaping coin).
InuShibaBabyMarsX (a coin that hasn’t been born yet but is already in debt).
LOLtoken (which literally means "the laughing coin").
These coins come to take what’s left of your mind and money and leave you with valuable lessons, the most important of which is:
"Never trust a coin whose logo is a cartoon drawing and whose entire team exists only on TikTok."
The conclusion?
Weak cryptocurrencies are like quick love stories: they start with amazement, explode with emotion, and end with deletion from memory (and your wallet). So, if someone offers you to buy "BananaCoin," just tell them: "Thanks, I have real bananas at home, and I can benefit from them."
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Would you like me to write it in Algerian dialect? Or would you like to add your own imaginary coin name to build a joke on?
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Weak cryptocurrencies: When jokes turn into investments
In the era of cryptocurrencies, you don’t need to be an economic expert or a technological genius; all you need is a funny tweet or a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses… and voilà, you’ve launched a new coin!
Weak cryptocurrencies, or as investors like to describe them, "irreplaceable opportunities," are projects without a plan, without benefit, without a future… yet they attract thousands of good-hearted people who dreamed of becoming rich before breakfast.
How are these coins born?
Simply:
A 16-year-old enters a shady website.
He creates a coin he calls, for example: "ToTheMoonInShaAllah Coin."
He puts a picture of its logo: "an eggplant riding a rocket."
He sends it to Twitter and writes: "Buy now before the explosion!! 🚀".
Within 24 hours, thousands of investors find themselves having invested all their savings in a coin whose real value barely exceeds the price of a box of milk. Then the journey begins:
🚀 The price suddenly rises due to collective excitement.
😎 "Experts" say: this is the coin of the future!
📉 Then it crashes, of course.
🤡 And the investor is left holding his digital wallet, convincing himself that "the market will recover" while sipping mint tea to calm his nerves.
Are these coins really worthless?
Yes, mostly. Their name alone exposes them:
RugPullCoin (in Arabic: the escaping coin).
InuShibaBabyMarsX (a coin that hasn’t been born yet but is already in debt).
LOLtoken (which literally means "the laughing coin").
These coins come to take what’s left of your mind and money and leave you with valuable lessons, the most important of which is:
"Never trust a coin whose logo is a cartoon drawing and whose entire team exists only on TikTok."
The conclusion?
Weak cryptocurrencies are like quick love stories: they start with amazement, explode with emotion, and end with deletion from memory (and your wallet). So, if someone offers you to buy "BananaCoin," just tell them: "Thanks, I have real bananas at home, and I can benefit from them."
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Would you like me to write it in Algerian dialect? Or would you like to add your own imaginary coin name to build a joke on?
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