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Dock 100 times the result is just like 1 🫣🤭🤭
🤡 🏛️ 💸 KHI "DEGEN" GOES TO TAX DECLARATION 0.1%: CONFIRMING TRANSACTION OF TOKEN "THE CAT..." THAT WANTS TO WEAR PANTS! 💸 🏛️ 🤡
Imagine the scene where you bring a file of transaction history to the Tax Department at dawn on 30/03 to be a "model citizen". Truly an unimaginable spiritual experience! 🤡
🔥 Insight from the tax officer's desk:
✅ Tax officer: "Please confirm the crypto asset named 'The buscu cat and dog'..."
✅ Degen: "I confirm!" (Responding boldly even though inside is screaming).
✅ Work for my bag: Started rambling about the skill to snipe 2 seconds after launch, about going to spam "dev is based" everywhere to save the chart that split in half. Truly the discipline of a real trench warrior! 🛡️
✅ The touching conclusion: After 16 hours of chart watching each day, begging KOL not to dump, finally, he successfully took profit from 6k to 30k.
✅ Tax collected: 0.1% of 1,050,000 VNĐ. The officer finished writing and then continued to invite him to declare the next item named... "Ob4m4 white skin...". 💀
Indeed, paying 0.1% tax is light, but the "price" in terms of dignity when reading the token name is not cheap at all, guys. 🤣🤣#CreatorpadVN
Imagine the scene where you bring a file of transaction history to the Tax Department at dawn on 30/03 to be a "model citizen". Truly an unimaginable spiritual experience! 🤡
🔥 Insight from the tax officer's desk:
✅ Tax officer: "Please confirm the crypto asset named 'The buscu cat and dog'..."
✅ Degen: "I confirm!" (Responding boldly even though inside is screaming).
✅ Work for my bag: Started rambling about the skill to snipe 2 seconds after launch, about going to spam "dev is based" everywhere to save the chart that split in half. Truly the discipline of a real trench warrior! 🛡️
✅ The touching conclusion: After 16 hours of chart watching each day, begging KOL not to dump, finally, he successfully took profit from 6k to 30k.
✅ Tax collected: 0.1% of 1,050,000 VNĐ. The officer finished writing and then continued to invite him to declare the next item named... "Ob4m4 white skin...". 💀
Indeed, paying 0.1% tax is light, but the "price" in terms of dignity when reading the token name is not cheap at all, guys. 🤣🤣#CreatorpadVN
I have placed the order. You guys go ahead, the boat is still waiting
Bored as hell, this 13k thing just got a 30% cut
$TUT I'm just going to delete the app, see you all in the real world
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