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💰 Crypto Life Be Like:
Bought Bitcoin → felt rich.
Market crashed → felt poor.
Held my coins → felt hopeful.
Checked again → felt stupid. 😭

Now I don’t check prices anymore, I just check my mental health. 💀

Still HODLing though… because pain is temporary, but regret is forever. 🚀😅

#CryptoLife
#HODL
#ToTheMoonOrToTheBasement

💸 My Life as a Crypto Investor: A Tragic Comedy

It all started when I bought my first crypto coin. I felt like a genius — “I’m basically the next Warren Buffett,” I said, after watching one 5-minute YouTube video titled ‘How to Get Rich in 2021 with Crypto!’

I invested with confidence. The market went up 3% and I started planning my retirement. I even told my mom, “Don’t worry, I’ll buy you a Lambo next year.” She said, “Beta, first buy bread.”

Then came the crash. My portfolio dropped faster than my GPA in college. Every time I refreshed the chart, it looked like a ski slope — straight down. I started praying to Satoshi Nakamoto like he was some sort of financial god.

I joined a crypto Telegram group for “support,” but everyone there was just posting rocket emojis and saying “HODL.” One guy even said, “You only lose if you sell.” Bro, my bank account already left the chat!

I tried to stay positive. I started saying things like “It’s just market correction” and “This is healthy for the ecosystem.” Meanwhile, I’m eating instant noodles and pretending it’s a lifestyle choice.

Every morning I open my trading app — not to check profits, but to see how much emotional damage I can handle before coffee. My coins are so low, I might start calling them “pennies.”

But still, I’m not selling. Because one day, maybe… just maybe… Elon Musk will tweet something and I’ll finally be back in profit. Until then, I’ll just keep telling myself: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶💻

#CryptoComed #HODL #ToTheMoon
#OrMaybeToTheGround

Crypto scammer Roman Novak and his wife were found murdered.
He’d earlier vanished with $500M of investors’ funds, promoting a fake crypto app and claiming ties to big tech and Pavel Durov.Suspects detained.No quick wins in crypto. Always verify who you trust.
#CryptoNews
#ScamAlert
#RomanNovak