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Peter Schiff says bitcoin Will crash "close to Zero"
$BTC
choice of quotes for you:
"The only financial advice I trust is: when Peter Schiff says $BTC is crashing to zero, I look for my hardware wallet."
"In a world full of volatility, there is one constant: Peter Schiff predicting Bitcoin's demise."
"My technical analysis consists of two things: 1. RSI, 2. The Peter Schiff Reverse Indicator. When he tweets 'ZERO', I buy."
"Breaking news: Peter Schiff prediction about $BTC crashing, fresh off the 2013 printing press."
Breaking News: The Peter Schiff Buy Signal has been triggered! 🚨
10 years of predicting $0, 10 years of being the ultimate counter-indicator. Stay humble, Peter.
#Bitcoin❗ #BTC☀️ #cryptohumor
$BTC
choice of quotes for you:
"The only financial advice I trust is: when Peter Schiff says $BTC is crashing to zero, I look for my hardware wallet."
"In a world full of volatility, there is one constant: Peter Schiff predicting Bitcoin's demise."
"My technical analysis consists of two things: 1. RSI, 2. The Peter Schiff Reverse Indicator. When he tweets 'ZERO', I buy."
"Breaking news: Peter Schiff prediction about $BTC crashing, fresh off the 2013 printing press."
Breaking News: The Peter Schiff Buy Signal has been triggered! 🚨
10 years of predicting $0, 10 years of being the ultimate counter-indicator. Stay humble, Peter.
#Bitcoin❗ #BTC☀️ #cryptohumor
MY TOXIC ROMANCE WITH THE KING OF CRYPTO (BTC) 🧡📉
Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out they’re now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Here’s the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. 👇
THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? It’ll be gone by tomorrow. I’d rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. 🍔
THE YEAR 2017:
BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because I’m terrified of missing out. 🚀
The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.
I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" 😤
The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulations—you are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. 💸
THE YEAR 2021:
BTC breaks $60,000. I’m watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.
Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldn’t sell.
Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" 💔
The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"
Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). 🩸🤡
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. 📉➡️📈
$BTC
Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out they’re now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Here’s the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. 👇
THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? It’ll be gone by tomorrow. I’d rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. 🍔
THE YEAR 2017:
BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because I’m terrified of missing out. 🚀
The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.
I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" 😤
The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulations—you are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. 💸
THE YEAR 2021:
BTC breaks $60,000. I’m watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.
Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldn’t sell.
Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" 💔
The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"
Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). 🩸🤡
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. 📉➡️📈
$BTC
Relationship Goals
Her: "He’s probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. 🧮💸
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter
Her: "He’s probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. 🧮💸
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter
Woke up at 1 PM.
Checked portfolio: -92%. 📉
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I don’t need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. 🤡🚀
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason
Checked portfolio: -92%. 📉
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I don’t need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. 🤡🚀
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason
The Degen Cycle (The Classic)
See a coin pumping. 📈
Say "It’s too late to buy."
Watch it pump another 300%.
Say "Okay, now it’s definitely too late."
Watch it pump another 200%.
FOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. 💰
Dev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. 📉
I didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. 🕯️✨
#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana
See a coin pumping. 📈
Say "It’s too late to buy."
Watch it pump another 300%.
Say "Okay, now it’s definitely too late."
Watch it pump another 200%.
FOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. 💰
Dev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. 📉
I didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. 🕯️✨
#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana
tutorial to become a degen
Step 1: Watch a coin pump 500% in an hour. 📈
Step 2: Say "Ah, I'm too late."
Step 3: Watch it pump again to 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO hard, sell a kidney, buy at the top. 💸
Step 5: The coin rug-pulls 5 minutes later. 💀
Repeat until your balance turns to dust. This is the way. 🫡
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin
Step 1: Watch a coin pump 500% in an hour. 📈
Step 2: Say "Ah, I'm too late."
Step 3: Watch it pump again to 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO hard, sell a kidney, buy at the top. 💸
Step 5: The coin rug-pulls 5 minutes later. 💀
Repeat until your balance turns to dust. This is the way. 🫡
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin
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