A young couple, the wife being highly fertile, always kept condoms on their bedside table.
One day, a thief broke in, ransacked the place but found nothing valuable. Seeing the box of condoms on the bedside table, he casually took one—only one left.
Late that night, the husband came home from get off work. As they were about to make love, he instinctively reached for the empty box.
He clearly remembered there was one left. But today, for the first time, the box was empty.
Having just been tormented by anxieties about a "30-year-old career crisis" and being replaced by AI, he instantly snapped. Suspicion and distrust flooded in.
No amount of explanation from his wife could help. The argument quickly escalated into bringing up old grievances, checking her phone, suspecting infidelity, and threatening divorce—unleashing all the pent-up resentment, pressure, and distrust he had accumulated over the years.
The commotion was so loud that the property management arrived, reviewed the security footage, and immediately identified the thief.
After catching the thief, the police asked him, "Why did you steal the condoms?"
The thief sighed and said, "With oil and rubber prices rising, these things have become hard currency, even more resistant to inflation than gold!"
The flames of war have spread from the Persian Gulf to our bedside; it's truly terrifying.
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#BTC Bitcoin just had a sudden pump! It shot up from around 76500 straight to a high of 77426, currently oscillating near 77235. This short-term surge has decent momentum, but we’re still below the strong resistance zone between 77500 and 78000, yet to break the previous high. Short-term focus: Upper resistance: 77500-78000 (key resistance) If we can break 78000 with volume and hold above, we might see further gains; If we hit resistance around 77500-78000 and retrace, we’re likely to test the support at 76500-76000 again. Currently, the volume is average, and the high-level oscillation is quite evident, so the sustainability of the rebound is still up for debate. In the short term, we’re still in a strong oscillation pattern, but the upper resistance is significant, so don’t get too aggressive chasing highs.
#ETH After hitting the resistance zone of 2230-2350, it started to retrace, dropping directly to the intraday support around 2220, followed by a rebound. This bounce perfectly touched the resistance turned from previous support at 2260-2300, which has now become a strong resistance level.
$ETH Today, keep an eye on whether the lows will continue to break down. The short-term support area is at 2180-2220. If it breaks down significantly, the market could head straight down to 2130-2160 as the next support.
From a broader perspective, the range of 2050-2130 remains a crucial mid-line support defense and accumulation zone, worth paying close attention to.
#BTC The price action of Bitcoin yesterday was spot on with our expectations:
After hitting the resistance range of 77k-78k during the day, it immediately started to retrace. In the evening, we saw a sharp sell-off that erased the daytime bounce, even dipping below the previous low at one point. This level of retracement is completely in line with the current downtrend. $BTC Currently, the minor support level of 75k-76k has shown signs of being breached. Although there was a brief pullback during the day, the strength was noticeably weak. Just now, another wave of selling pressure hit, bringing the bounce back to square one, with signs of further breakdown.
Current key levels: Minor support: Pay close attention to the 72.6k - 73.8k range (especially the 73.6k line), as this is the last line of defense in the short term. Daily support level: Focus on the 70k - 72k range, which is an important support zone for mid-term accumulation.