Shots fired at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.
Trump evacuated. No injuries.
$BTC jumped from $77,200 to $78,200 within minutes.
Read that again.
A shooting near the US President — and Bitcoin went UP.
This is not a coincidence. This is Bitcoin maturing into a real geopolitical asset. When political uncertainty spikes — capital flows to assets that governments can't control.
And right now $BTC is sitting at $79,032 — knocking on $80,000's door.
Here's the full picture this morning:
✅ 9 consecutive days of ETF inflows
✅ Bitcoin whales building aggressive long positions on Hyperliquid
✅ Funding rates still deeply negative → short squeeze loading
✅ US-Iran ceasefire talks resumed → risk-on mood returning
✅ Standard Chartered base case: $120,000 for 2026
📊 Key levels today:
— Price: $79,032
— Support: $76,500
— Resistance: $80,500
— Break above $80,500 → $83,000-$85,000 opens
The world is chaotic. Bitcoin doesn't care. It just keeps climbing.