/*
MARKET_STATUS.js
Emotion: Bullish 🧠📈
*/
if (Bitcoin_ETFs.inflows === "RECORD_HIGH") {
institutions.trust += 100;
retail.sentiment = "FOMO_LOADING";
crypto.market.mood = "CONFIDENT";
console.log("Smart money has entered the chat 💬");
}
/*
Reality Check 👇
*/
Bitcoin was once called:
- "Too risky"
- "Just internet money"
- "A bubble"
Now it is:
✔ Backed by ETFs
✔ Bought by institutions
✔ Treated like digital gold
/*
Human Truth 💭
*/
while (most_people.waiting_for_dip) {
whales.keep_accumulating();
}
/*
Final Output 🚀
*/
return "Bitcoin isn’t asking for permission anymore.
It’s becoming the system."
// Are you watching from the sidelines,
// or reading the code before the move?
