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BREAKING 🚨
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President Trump announces the US will withdraw from the Strait of Hormuz within 2-3 weeks.
The US will not be involved in what happens to the Strait of Hormuz. This decision marks a significant shift in US policy.
Stay tuned for updates 🚨⚡️💰

🚨 Europe Is Preparing for a Hormuz Showdown
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Behind the scenes, things are moving fast.
Over 40 countries are now quietly aligning on a mission to reopen the Strait of Hormuz — and this isn’t just talk. We’re looking at coordinated naval deployments, mine-clearing operations, and a serious push to secure one of the world’s most critical energy routes.
At the same time, the EU is drafting emergency measures around jet fuel supply in case the blockade drags on.
This isn’t just geopolitics anymore — it’s a direct signal to the energy markets.
Stay alert. The next move could hit harder than expected.

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What are we even doing in crypto?
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Trump says he doesn’t think extending the ceasefire will be necessary, hints at “an amazing two days ahead”
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💥BREAKING:
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A whale has opened a $19,878,000 $BTC long with 20x leverage.

If BTC drops to $71,500; his position will be fully liquidated.

ABSOLUTE MONSTER RALLY FOR US STOCKS.

• S&P500: close to all-time highs
• NASDAQ: close to all-time highs
• BITCOIN: extremely weak
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US officially begins blockade of all ships entering or exiting the Strait of Hormuz.
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TOP 50 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN HISTORY
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1. Adolf Hitler 🇩🇪
2. Joseph Stalin 🇷🇺
3. Pol Pot 🇰🇭
4. Leopold II of Belgium 🇧🇪
5. Mao Zedong 🇨🇳
6. Osama b Laden 🇸🇦
7. Idi Amin 🇺🇬
8. Benito Mussolini 🇮🇹
9. Genghis Khan 🇲🇳
10. Saddam Hussein 🇮🇶
11. Heinrich Himmler 🇩🇪
12. Kim Jong-il 🇰🇵
13. Kim Jong-un 🇰🇵
14. Mengistu Haile Mariam 🇪🇹
15. Slobodan Milošević 🇷🇸
16. Francisco Franco 🇪🇸
17. Bashar al-Assad 🇸🇾
18. Joseph Kony 🇺🇬
19. Vlad the Impaler 🇷🇴
20. Charles Manson 🇺🇸
21. Jeffrey Dahmer 🇺🇸
22. Ted Bundy 🇺🇸
23. Hirohito 🇯🇵
24. Maximilien Robespierre 🇫🇷
25. Nero 🇮🇹
26. Caligula 🇮🇹
27. Attila the Hun 🇭🇺
28. Ratko Mladić 🇷🇸
29. Reinhard Heydrich 🇩🇪
30. Hideki Tojo 🇯🇵
31. Augusto Pinochet 🇨🇱
32. Robert Mugabe 🇿🇼
33. Pablo Escobar 🇨🇴
34. Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán 🇲🇽
35. Christopher Columbus 🇮🇹
36. Hernán Cortés 🇪🇸
37. Joseph Goebbels 🇩🇪
38. Fidel Castro 🇨🇺
39. Muammar Gaddafi 🇱🇾
40. Enver Hoxha 🇦🇱
41. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi 🇯🇴
42. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 🇮🇶
43. Rasputin 🇷🇺
44. Jack the Ripper 🇬🇧
45. Lavrentiy Beria 🇷🇺
46. Mobutu Sese Seko 🇨🇩
47. King John of England 🇬🇧
48. Henry VIII 🇬🇧
49. Reinhard Gehlen 🇩🇪
50. Edward “Blackbeard” Teach

🥵 Highest temperature ever recorded by country:
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🇮🇸 Iceland: 30.5 °C (86.9 °F)
🇮🇪 Ireland: 33.3 °C (91.9 °F)
🇳🇴 Norway: 35.6 °C (96.1 °F)
🇫🇮 Finland: 37.2 °C (99.0 °F)
🇸🇪 Sweden: 38.0 °C (100.4 °F)
🇬🇧 UK: 40.3 °C (104.5 °F)
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 40.6 °C (105.1 °F)
🇰🇷 South Korea: 41.0 °C (105.8 °F)
🇯🇵 Japan: 41.1 °C (106.0 °F)
🇩🇪 Germany: 41.2 °C (106.2 °F)
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 43.6 °C (110.5 °F)
🇧🇷 Brazil: 44.8 °C (112.6 °F)
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 45.1 °C (113.2 °F)
🇷🇺 Russia: 45.4 °C (109.8 °F)
🇫🇷 France: 46.0 °C (114.8 °F)
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 46.4 °C (115.5 °F)
🇪🇸 Spain: 47.6 °C (117.7 °F)
🇬🇷 Greece: 48.0 °C (118.4 °F)
🇮🇹 Italy: 48.8 °C (119.8 °F)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 48.9 °C (120.0 °F)
🇹🇷 Turkey: 49.5 °C (121.1 °F)
🇨🇦 Canada: 49.6 °C (121.3 °F)
🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 49.9 °C (121.8 °F)
🇿🇦 South Africa: 50 °C (122 °F)
🇹🇳 Tunisia: 50.3 °C (122.5 °F)
🇲🇦 Morocco: 50.4 °C (122.7 °F)
🇦🇺 Australia: 50.7 °C (123.3 °F)
🇮🇳 India: 51.0 °C (123.8 °F)
🇩🇿 Algeria: 51.3 °C (124.3 °F

Polkadot has been exploited. 🚨

The attacker minted 1B $DOT and dumped it all in a single transaction for $237,000.
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💥BREAKING: Second round of US-Iran talks could be held "within days," extension of the two-week ceasefire being discussed - WSJ.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump orders US Navy to blockade all ships entering or leaving the Strait of Hormuz "effective immediately."

JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia fully restores East-West oil pipeline, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz and pumping 7,000,000 barrels per day.
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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING:
TALKS HAVE FAILED
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Very Bad news for Global Markets:
Vance announces the U.S. delegation is leaving Islamabad with no deal.
No second day of talks.
"The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement.
The Iranians chose not to accept our terms."
Vance says Iran must make an "affirmative commitment" that it won't seek a nuclear weapon or the tools to build one.
Tehran apparently wouldn't go that far.
over 9 hours of historic face-to-face talks.
The first direct engagement since 1979.
And it ended with one side walking out.
Source: NYT

Iran successful tested its nuclear weapons. It is called the Strait of Hormuz.
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Countries oil reserves are running out and we are heading towards a global energy catastrophe. A kilo of rice will cost ~9 euros, meat ~50 euros, and all food prices will skyrocket.
If the Black Sea Grain Initiative collapse, a ton of wheat will reach ~500 euros, cooking oil shortages, and other collapses occurred in the food system.
We are on the edge of a catastrophic surge in global hunger. If oil prices stay above $100/barrel global hunger could hit a record 363 million people in 2026.
The reason you haven't felt the oil crisis is that it hasn't fully affected you. Dozens of oil ships still en route, left Strait of Hormuz before its closure and haven't yet reached its destinations. When these ships arrive there's no other ships on the way, then you'll feel the crisis.
Diplomacy is the only way forward.

💥BREAKING: Serveral US Navy Ships crossed the Strait of Hormuz TODAY.

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ELON MUSK SAID THE US GOVERNMENT "DELETED A TERABYTE OF FINANCIAL
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DATA TO COVER THEIR CRIMES…"
BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY, SO WE RECOVERED IT

$LAB bullish momentum forming with Strong trend on higher highs...
Entry: 0.47-0.50 #
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SL: 0.43
TP1: 0.54
TP2: 0.59
TP3: 0.67

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$STO 🐋 Something feels off… in a good way.
Whales are quietly accumulating $STO — no noise, no hype… just steady buying.
While retail is confused,
Smart Money is moving in silence.
📊 Unusual volume
📉 Controlled dips (perfect for accumulation)
🧠 Patience before the breakout
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By the time everyone sees it —
price won’t be this cheap anymore 🚀

Binance Will Delist BIFI, FIO, FUN, MDT, OXT, WAN on 2026-04-23
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Based on our most recent reviews, we have decided to delist and cease trading on all spot trading pairs for the following token(s) at 2026-04-23 03:00 (UTC):

- Beefy.Finance (BIFI)
- FIO Protocol (FIO)
- FunToken (FUN)
- Measurable Data Token (MDT)
- Orchid (OXT)
- Wanchain (WAN)

👉🏻Learn more here