underdeathsol

"Elite style, sky-high profits. 🌪️
Finally, I can show off my TokenScan stats without having to edit them in Photoshop. I'm going to print this 100% hit rate, laminate it, and show it to the parking attendant in front of fruitmarket so I can get free parking. 🛵💰"
#DEGEN #solana

I LOVE SOLANA! It's so fast! It's so cheap! My heart is beatings at the speed of light!
Wait.
Did the transaction just fail? ⚠️
Okay, retry. Failed.
Retry. FAILED.
RETRY. IS THE CHAIN DOWN AGAIN?!
MY LIFE SAVINGS ARE IN A STUCK TRANSACTION FOR A COIN THAT IS LOSING 50% OF ITS VALUE EVERY MINUTE.
I am not stressed. I am vibing. I am a fine.
I just aged 10 years in the last 60 seconds. My hair is white. My teeth are loose. But I saved $0.0001 in fees, so WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
(Checks price) Oh, never mind. It's a rug pull. Candle is now just a single red pixel. 🕯️🫡
#Solana #DegensOnSol #cryptohumor #cryptorant
scam altman

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian rial crashes to record low of 1.8 million per US dollar due to President Trump's blockade.
#US #iran #Rial #dollar

"BRO, TELL ME THE FUNDAMENTALS."
FUNDAMENTALS?! YOU WANT FUNDAMENTALS?! HERE ARE THE ONLY FUNDAMENTALS I KNOW:
The dev’s profile picture is a cartoon ape.
The road map is just a picture of a rocket.
The community has an irrational amount of rocket and fire emojis.🔥🚀🔥
I am ALL-IN with my life savings on a coin that solves the critical global problem of "Not Having Enough Money" by making everyone even MORE poor.
I am a certified financial analyst. My analysis consists of screaming "TO THE MOON" at a wall.
WHO WANTS TO LEND ME $100 FOR GAS FEES?! 😭
#altcoins #cryptomeme #dyor #ExitLiquidity

WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! Seriously, sleep is just a government conspiracy to stop you from catching that 1000x launch at 4 AM while you're in the bathroom.
I've been awake for 74 hours straight. My eyes look like two tomatoes in a meth lab. I'm seeing chart patterns in my reflection on the spoon as I eat cold cereal.
I just sold my mother's heirloom ring to buy a coin called $DOGE _SAFE_MOON_INU_3.0... and I have absolutely no idea what chain it's on. BUT WE'RE EARLY, RIGHT?!
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER... OR WHOEVER IS IN HER DM'S RIGHT NOW. 😵🚀
#HODL #CryptoAddict #DegenLife #SleepIsForPaperHands

GIVE ME THE NOBEL PRIZE IN ECONOMICS! I'M OUT HERE REVOLUTIONIZING POVERTY ONE SWAP AT A TIME! 🤡📉
#CryptoTrends2024 #DegenChain #WAGMIRZA #RugpullSeason

I've got 20 different meme coins that are ALL -98%!!! One is a cat with a bazooka, another is a literal rock, and one doesn't even have a website, just a Telegram group with 5 people and a bot. THAT'S DIVERSIFICATION.
#Shitcoin

I AM SO SICK OF 'FINANCIAL ADVISORS' TELLING ME TO 'DIVERSIFY'. CHILL, BRO. I ALREADY HAVE THE MOST DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO ON THE CHAIN!
#degen #Shitcoin

Nikita bier or Nikita beer
Don't forget drinking beer,
bearish eseason
#meme #memecoin #solana

Peter Schiff says bitcoin Will crash "close to Zero"
$BTC
choice of quotes for you:
"The only financial advice I trust is: when Peter Schiff says $BTC is crashing to zero, I look for my hardware wallet."

​"In a world full of volatility, there is one constant: Peter Schiff predicting Bitcoin's demise."

"My technical analysis consists of two things: 1. RSI, 2. The Peter Schiff Reverse Indicator. When he tweets 'ZERO', I buy."

"Breaking news: Peter Schiff prediction about $BTC crashing, fresh off the 2013 printing press."

Breaking News: The Peter Schiff Buy Signal has been triggered! 🚨
10 years of predicting $0, 10 years of being the ultimate counter-indicator. Stay humble, Peter.
#Bitcoin❗ #BTC☀️ #cryptohumor

MY TOXIC ROMANCE WITH THE KING OF CRYPTO (BTC) 🧡📉

Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out they’re now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Here’s the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. 👇

THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? It’ll be gone by tomorrow. I’d rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. 🍔

THE YEAR 2017:

BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because I’m terrified of missing out. 🚀

The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.

I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" 😤

The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulations—you are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. 💸

THE YEAR 2021:

BTC breaks $60,000. I’m watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.

Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldn’t sell.

Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" 💔

The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"

Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). 🩸🤡
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. 📉➡️📈

$BTC

JUST IN: Bitcoin erases gains from yesterday, falling back under $77,000.
#BTC

Relationship Goals
Her: "He’s probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. 🧮💸
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter

Woke up at 1 PM.
Checked portfolio: -92%. 📉
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I don’t need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. 🤡🚀
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason

The Degen Cycle (The Classic)

​See a coin pumping. 📈

​Say "It’s too late to buy."

​Watch it pump another 300%.

​Say "Okay, now it’s definitely too late."

​Watch it pump another 200%.

​FOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. 💰

​Dev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. 📉

​I didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. 🕯️✨

​#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana

tutorial menjadi degeners
Step 1: Liat koin naik 500% dalam sejam. 📈
Step 2: Bilang "Ah, udah telat."
Step 3: Liat naik lagi jadi 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO parah, jual ginjal, beli di pucuk. 💸
Step 5: Koinnya rug-pull 5 menit kemudian. 💀
Ulangi sampai saldo jadi debu. This is the way. 🫡
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin

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comeback solana

$BTC time to recover