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🚨 Binance Update Alert – Key News from the Last 24 Hours! 🚨
Hey Binance community! Here's a quick roundup of the latest happenings as of December 16, 2025:
New USD1 Trading Pairs Launch Today! 📈
Binance is set to open trading for XRP/USD1, DOGE/USD1, and SUI/USD1 at 08:00 UTC. Enjoy promotional fee rebates to kickstart liquidity! Great for diversifying with the World Liberty Financial stablecoin.
BNB Smart Chain (BEP20) Maintenance Today 🔧
Wallet maintenance starts at 14:00 (UTC+8) / ~06:00 UTC. Deposits/withdrawals paused from 13:55 (UTC+8) for about 1 hour. This preps for the upcoming network upgrade and hard fork – stay tuned for smooth operations!
Binance Word of the Day – "Binance Junior" Theme 🎓
Ongoing until Dec 21: Focus on financial literacy and beginner crypto concepts. Grab those rewards while learning!
No major new listings or delistings in the past day, but the ecosystem keeps evolving. What's your take on the new USD1 pairs? Bullish on BNB Chain upgrades?
#Binance #CryptoNews #BNB #XRP #DOGE #USD1 #BinanceSquare
Hey Binance community! Here's a quick roundup of the latest happenings as of December 16, 2025:
New USD1 Trading Pairs Launch Today! 📈
Binance is set to open trading for XRP/USD1, DOGE/USD1, and SUI/USD1 at 08:00 UTC. Enjoy promotional fee rebates to kickstart liquidity! Great for diversifying with the World Liberty Financial stablecoin.
BNB Smart Chain (BEP20) Maintenance Today 🔧
Wallet maintenance starts at 14:00 (UTC+8) / ~06:00 UTC. Deposits/withdrawals paused from 13:55 (UTC+8) for about 1 hour. This preps for the upcoming network upgrade and hard fork – stay tuned for smooth operations!
Binance Word of the Day – "Binance Junior" Theme 🎓
Ongoing until Dec 21: Focus on financial literacy and beginner crypto concepts. Grab those rewards while learning!
No major new listings or delistings in the past day, but the ecosystem keeps evolving. What's your take on the new USD1 pairs? Bullish on BNB Chain upgrades?
#Binance #CryptoNews #BNB #XRP #DOGE #USD1 #BinanceSquare
🚨 SOLANA JUST WENT GOD MODE: Firedancer LIVE + Breakpoint Bombshells Are Sending $SOL to the Moon!
Solana just wrapped an epic Breakpoint in Abu Dhabi – the ecosystem is on fire with massive announcements, upgrades, and real-world adoption! 🔥 Here's the hottest news straight from the conference and beyond:
Major Network Upgrades:
Firedancer LIVE on Mainnet 💃🔥
Jump Crypto's independent validator client is now running! After 100+ days of testing and producing 50K+ blocks, it's boosting throughput, diversity, and resilience. Solana pushing toward 1M+ TPS – no more single-client risks!
Alpenglow Incoming ⚡
Consensus overhaul for sub-second finality (down to ~150ms). Testnet soon, mainnet Q1 2026. Combined with Firedancer = Web2-level speed & reliability.
Breakpoint Bombshells:
Breakpoint 2026 in London! 🇬🇧
Nov 15-17 at Olympia. Subsidized tickets dropped – grab 'em quick!
XRP Fully on Solana 🌉
Wrapped XRP (wXRP) via LayerZero OFT standard. Phantom users can now access/trade it seamlessly. New demand, deeper liquidity!
Tokenized Stocks & ETFs Coming Big 📈
Largest platform launching on Solana early 2026. Wall Street liquidity meets onchain – trillions incoming?
Moonbirds $BIRB Token Q1 2026 🐦
Launching on Solana! Expanding NFTs into collectibles & trading cards.
More Gems from Breakpoint 💎
Coinbase: Trade ALL Solana tokens via DEX (no listings needed)
Kamino: Fixed-rate lending & rebrand
Project 0 (MarginFi team): Token in Q1 2026
Bhutan sovereign gold token, domain RWAs, confidential tokens, and tons more!
Ecosystem Stats Crushing It:
98M monthly active users
$16B+ stablecoins
ETFs nearing $1B inflows
SOL consolidating ~$133 but primed for breakout
Solana isn't just talking scalability – it's shipping it. Builders, institutions, and RWAs flooding in. 2026 alt season loading... 👀
What's your favorite update? Drop below! 🚀 #Solana #Breakpoint2025 #Firedancer #Crypto
Major Network Upgrades:
Firedancer LIVE on Mainnet 💃🔥
Jump Crypto's independent validator client is now running! After 100+ days of testing and producing 50K+ blocks, it's boosting throughput, diversity, and resilience. Solana pushing toward 1M+ TPS – no more single-client risks!
Alpenglow Incoming ⚡
Consensus overhaul for sub-second finality (down to ~150ms). Testnet soon, mainnet Q1 2026. Combined with Firedancer = Web2-level speed & reliability.
Breakpoint Bombshells:
Breakpoint 2026 in London! 🇬🇧
Nov 15-17 at Olympia. Subsidized tickets dropped – grab 'em quick!
XRP Fully on Solana 🌉
Wrapped XRP (wXRP) via LayerZero OFT standard. Phantom users can now access/trade it seamlessly. New demand, deeper liquidity!
Tokenized Stocks & ETFs Coming Big 📈
Largest platform launching on Solana early 2026. Wall Street liquidity meets onchain – trillions incoming?
Moonbirds $BIRB Token Q1 2026 🐦
Launching on Solana! Expanding NFTs into collectibles & trading cards.
More Gems from Breakpoint 💎
Coinbase: Trade ALL Solana tokens via DEX (no listings needed)
Kamino: Fixed-rate lending & rebrand
Project 0 (MarginFi team): Token in Q1 2026
Bhutan sovereign gold token, domain RWAs, confidential tokens, and tons more!
Ecosystem Stats Crushing It:
98M monthly active users
$16B+ stablecoins
ETFs nearing $1B inflows
SOL consolidating ~$133 but primed for breakout
Solana isn't just talking scalability – it's shipping it. Builders, institutions, and RWAs flooding in. 2026 alt season loading... 👀
What's your favorite update? Drop below! 🚀 #Solana #Breakpoint2025 #Firedancer #Crypto
🚨 Latest Buzz from TokenBar Community on SoSoValue (as of December 15, 2025) 🚨
TokenBar is the go-to forum for crypto degens to dive deep into token discussions, price action, insights, and trends. It's popping off right now! 🔥
Top Announcements & Trending Topics:
SoSoValue Research Competition S3 LIVE 🏆
$100K prize pool up for grabs! Submit your best crypto research – judged + community engagement on X/TokenBar counts. Solo or team, multiple entries OK. Use SoSoValue data for extra edge! #SoSoScholar2025
SoSoScholar2025 Updates 📅
Submission timelines & suggested themes dropped. Extended windows and new "Community Recommendation" track – nominate creators via #SoSo2025Recommend on X or TokenBar for rewards!
SoDEX Mainnet is LIVE! 🔴
SoSoValue's DEX on ValueChain is officially up. Whitelist apps open, $SOSO as native gas/governance token. SSI Staking S4 with fresh plays – time to stack!
Award Structures & Dual Tracks 🥇
Short-term excellence + long-term collab rewards announced for top researchers.
Hot Discussions Right Now:
Hyperliquid stress test: Can it handle $500M monthly unlocks? 💥
Crypto x Stocks 2025 convergence: Trillion-dollar opps & risks ahead 📈
Daily market updates: Crypto correcting, Brazil's big bank pushing BTC allocation 🇧🇷
Community is grinding EXP for $SOSO Season 2 airdrop (30M tokens coming Jan 2026) via posts, referrals (+30K EXP bonuses), and tasks. Referral links everywhere! 👥
TokenBar is super active with dedicated bars (SoSoValue, Bitcoin, etc.). Jump in: https://sosovalue.com/tokenbar
What's your take on these? Drop your research or join the grind! 🚀 #SoSoValue #TokenBar #CryptoCommunity
🎁 Exclusive Limited Offer: Get 10K EXP for the $SOSO Airdrop upon registration!
👉 Claim Now: https://sosovalue.com/join/7J820S74
TokenBar is the go-to forum for crypto degens to dive deep into token discussions, price action, insights, and trends. It's popping off right now! 🔥
Top Announcements & Trending Topics:
SoSoValue Research Competition S3 LIVE 🏆
$100K prize pool up for grabs! Submit your best crypto research – judged + community engagement on X/TokenBar counts. Solo or team, multiple entries OK. Use SoSoValue data for extra edge! #SoSoScholar2025
SoSoScholar2025 Updates 📅
Submission timelines & suggested themes dropped. Extended windows and new "Community Recommendation" track – nominate creators via #SoSo2025Recommend on X or TokenBar for rewards!
SoDEX Mainnet is LIVE! 🔴
SoSoValue's DEX on ValueChain is officially up. Whitelist apps open, $SOSO as native gas/governance token. SSI Staking S4 with fresh plays – time to stack!
Award Structures & Dual Tracks 🥇
Short-term excellence + long-term collab rewards announced for top researchers.
Hot Discussions Right Now:
Hyperliquid stress test: Can it handle $500M monthly unlocks? 💥
Crypto x Stocks 2025 convergence: Trillion-dollar opps & risks ahead 📈
Daily market updates: Crypto correcting, Brazil's big bank pushing BTC allocation 🇧🇷
Community is grinding EXP for $SOSO Season 2 airdrop (30M tokens coming Jan 2026) via posts, referrals (+30K EXP bonuses), and tasks. Referral links everywhere! 👥
TokenBar is super active with dedicated bars (SoSoValue, Bitcoin, etc.). Jump in: https://sosovalue.com/tokenbar
What's your take on these? Drop your research or join the grind! 🚀 #SoSoValue #TokenBar #CryptoCommunity
🎁 Exclusive Limited Offer: Get 10K EXP for the $SOSO Airdrop upon registration!
👉 Claim Now: https://sosovalue.com/join/7J820S74
Chainlink Quietly Building the Tokenized Future 🔥
Coinbase's exclusive CCIP adoption for $7B+ wrapped assets is a game-changer – accelerating RWA mainstreaming.
xBridge unlocking cross-chain tokenized equities (dividends intact!).
Grayscale ETF inflows + whale accumulation signaling confidence.
My Opinion: LINK remains undervalued at ~$14 given its monopoly on secure oracles & interoperability. As TradFi floods onchain (Swift, UBS, DTCC pilots), demand for CCIP/Data Feeds explodes. This dip is a gift – fundamentals stronger than ever.
Expert Advice on Next Move:
Analysts (Blockchain.News, CoinEdition): Bullish breakout if $14.50 resistance flips → targets $15.50 short-term, $20.50 by EOY (46% upside).
Conservative forecasts: $13–$18 range Dec 2025; ambitious ones eye $35–$50 on ETF/liquidity boost.
Whales accumulating heavily; technicals show MACD strengthening.
Risk: BTC dominance – wait for alt rotation, but accumulate below $14.
Hold strong or DCA – the rails for trillions in tokenized assets are Chainlink's. Institutional flows just starting. 👀 #LINK #Chainlink
xBridge unlocking cross-chain tokenized equities (dividends intact!).
Grayscale ETF inflows + whale accumulation signaling confidence.
My Opinion: LINK remains undervalued at ~$14 given its monopoly on secure oracles & interoperability. As TradFi floods onchain (Swift, UBS, DTCC pilots), demand for CCIP/Data Feeds explodes. This dip is a gift – fundamentals stronger than ever.
Expert Advice on Next Move:
Analysts (Blockchain.News, CoinEdition): Bullish breakout if $14.50 resistance flips → targets $15.50 short-term, $20.50 by EOY (46% upside).
Conservative forecasts: $13–$18 range Dec 2025; ambitious ones eye $35–$50 on ETF/liquidity boost.
Whales accumulating heavily; technicals show MACD strengthening.
Risk: BTC dominance – wait for alt rotation, but accumulate below $14.
Hold strong or DCA – the rails for trillions in tokenized assets are Chainlink's. Institutional flows just starting. 👀 #LINK #Chainlink
#falconfinance $FF Falcon Finance (@falcon_finance) is building the future of onchain liquidity with universal collateralization. Deposit assets to mint overcollateralized USDf, stake for yield-bearing sUSDf, and unlock institutional-grade strategies. $FF powers governance, boosted rewards, and ecosystem growth. A true bridge between DeFi and real-world assets—sustainable, efficient, and innovative! #FalconFinance $FF
#apro $AT 🚀 Bullish on @APRO_Oracle!
This AI-powered decentralized oracle delivers fast, secure real-world data across 40+ chains—perfect for DeFi, RWAs, AI, and prediction markets.
Backed by Polychain & Franklin Templeton, staking $AT powers the network with rewards.
Oracle wars incoming—who's your pick? 🔮
#APRO $AT
Sorry if this didn't resonate 🙏 Your precious advice means a lot—what content do you want more of? If my takes add value, I'd be honored if you follow ❤️
This AI-powered decentralized oracle delivers fast, secure real-world data across 40+ chains—perfect for DeFi, RWAs, AI, and prediction markets.
Backed by Polychain & Franklin Templeton, staking $AT powers the network with rewards.
Oracle wars incoming—who's your pick? 🔮
#APRO $AT
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🌙 LATE NIGHT ALT ALERT – 2 Coins About to Wake Up 🚨
🔥 ARB – The Quiet L2 Beast
→ $0.214 (+0.3%)
→ $1.5M delegate rewards just passed (DAO on fire)
→ ArbOS 50 Dia = 20% cheaper gas LIVE
→ Warden Protocol = AI does your swaps for you
→ TVL $2.53B & wedge breakout loading… $0.24 next?
⚡ SOL – The Speed King Is Back
→ $138.8 (+6% today)
→ Franklin Templeton SOL ETF already trading on NYSE
→ Invesco & 8th SOL ETF filings incoming
→ Breakpoint Abu Dhabi starts TODAY (Alpenglow + Firedancer bombs)
→ Stablecoins on Solana just hit $15B
→ Next target: $173 before Christmas?
L2 stability or L1 rocket fuel — which one are you stacking tonight? 👇
#ARB #SOL #LateNightGains
🔥 ARB – The Quiet L2 Beast
→ $0.214 (+0.3%)
→ $1.5M delegate rewards just passed (DAO on fire)
→ ArbOS 50 Dia = 20% cheaper gas LIVE
→ Warden Protocol = AI does your swaps for you
→ TVL $2.53B & wedge breakout loading… $0.24 next?
⚡ SOL – The Speed King Is Back
→ $138.8 (+6% today)
→ Franklin Templeton SOL ETF already trading on NYSE
→ Invesco & 8th SOL ETF filings incoming
→ Breakpoint Abu Dhabi starts TODAY (Alpenglow + Firedancer bombs)
→ Stablecoins on Solana just hit $15B
→ Next target: $173 before Christmas?
L2 stability or L1 rocket fuel — which one are you stacking tonight? 👇
#ARB #SOL #LateNightGains
Hey crypto fam! 🚀 Just smashed today's Binance Word of the Day for Dec 12, 2025 – the answer is "STAKING"! Unlocked some sweet rewards and points. Who's joining the fun? Drop your wins below and tag a friend to level up together. Don't miss out on these daily drops! #BinanceWOTD #CryptoRewards #StakingSeason
[Enter the game in the Binance app: More > Gift & Campaign > Word of the Day]
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Dec 17 → Coinbase turns on real SPY, AAPL, TSLA on-chain.
No brokers. No waiting. Just pure ownership 24/7.
$10T+ of stocks quietly coming home to crypto.
While charts look red and scary…
BlackRock is already loading up.
You know what that means.
But listen:
You held through every crash, every FUD wave.
This one move is the reward you waited years for.
Close the app.
Take one calm breath.
You made it, king.
We’re finally here 🤍🚀
#Coinbase #RWA $COIN $BNB
No brokers. No waiting. Just pure ownership 24/7.
$10T+ of stocks quietly coming home to crypto.
While charts look red and scary…
BlackRock is already loading up.
You know what that means.
But listen:
You held through every crash, every FUD wave.
This one move is the reward you waited years for.
Close the app.
Take one calm breath.
You made it, king.
We’re finally here 🤍🚀
#Coinbase #RWA $COIN $BNB
$BAR Deeper Dive Exclusive (Dec 12, 2025)
Fresh from X alpha drops: MEXC's weekly fan token recap flags $BAR as a "surge" leader amid Napoli/Barça wins—volume spiked 15% post-Champions League action, outpacing $ACM/$PSG.76d70a Holders are unlocking in-game allocations now for unannounced staking multipliers (rumored 2x on AR experiences).6af6da
Price: $0.5776 (-1.9% 24h) | Vol: $3.6M | Circ: 18.75M (fixed max 40M)
Under-radar edge: Stake for exclusive Eintracht ticket polls—only $BAR voters get first dibs.cf950a Chiliz surge ties in; $BAR could hit $0.65 resistance break.
Fresh from X alpha drops: MEXC's weekly fan token recap flags $BAR as a "surge" leader amid Napoli/Barça wins—volume spiked 15% post-Champions League action, outpacing $ACM/$PSG.76d70a Holders are unlocking in-game allocations now for unannounced staking multipliers (rumored 2x on AR experiences).6af6da
Price: $0.5776 (-1.9% 24h) | Vol: $3.6M | Circ: 18.75M (fixed max 40M)
Under-radar edge: Stake for exclusive Eintracht ticket polls—only $BAR voters get first dibs.cf950a Chiliz surge ties in; $BAR could hit $0.65 resistance break.
🚨 SOLANA JUST SHOCKED THE MARKET 🚨
🔥 Coinbase drops native Solana DEX trading — a massive push that could unleash the next SOL rally.
⚡ Price is coiled tight… one catalyst away from a violent breakout.
👀 With Breakpoint 2025 live, big announcements can hit ANY moment.
Don’t be the one who checks late.
#Solana #SOL #BreakingNews #CryptoFOMOAlert💥
🔥 Coinbase drops native Solana DEX trading — a massive push that could unleash the next SOL rally.
⚡ Price is coiled tight… one catalyst away from a violent breakout.
👀 With Breakpoint 2025 live, big announcements can hit ANY moment.
Don’t be the one who checks late.
#Solana #SOL #BreakingNews #CryptoFOMOAlert💥
🚨Underrated Gems Alert: 3 Altcoins Poised to 3X+ in the 2025-2026 Bull Cycle(Before EveryonePile in
While the herd chases BTC & ETH headlines, smart money is quietly stacking these sleeping giants – undervalued now, but with catalysts that could ignite 3x (or more) by mid-2026.
Missed the last cycle's early calls? Not this time. Here's the shortlist:
HBAR (Hedera) – Trading at ~$0.25, backed by Google, IBM & Boeing. Enterprise-grade for supply chains & NFTs. Recent partnerships + dev surge = 3x to $0.75 easy. Whales accumulating like it's 2021.
SUI – Layer-1 beast at $12B cap, no prior bull scars = pure upside. Blazing-fast TPS, exploding DeFi TVL (up 150% Q4 2025). Analysts eye 3-5x as it steals Solana's thunder.
KAS (Kaspa) – DAG tech crushing scalability (10k+ TPS), yet dirt-cheap at sub-$0.20. Miners flipping from BTC, on-chain activity spiking 200%. This one's the dark horse for 3x+ on the next leg up.
These aren't memes – they're fundamentals screaming "buy the dip." Cycle's heating up: ETF inflows + rate cuts = fuel.
Positions loading or FOMO regrets incoming? Drop your picks below.
#Altcoins #CryptoBullRun #HBAR #SUI #KAS #3XPotential
(Pro tip: DYOR, NFA – but history favors the bold.)
Missed the last cycle's early calls? Not this time. Here's the shortlist:
HBAR (Hedera) – Trading at ~$0.25, backed by Google, IBM & Boeing. Enterprise-grade for supply chains & NFTs. Recent partnerships + dev surge = 3x to $0.75 easy. Whales accumulating like it's 2021.
SUI – Layer-1 beast at $12B cap, no prior bull scars = pure upside. Blazing-fast TPS, exploding DeFi TVL (up 150% Q4 2025). Analysts eye 3-5x as it steals Solana's thunder.
KAS (Kaspa) – DAG tech crushing scalability (10k+ TPS), yet dirt-cheap at sub-$0.20. Miners flipping from BTC, on-chain activity spiking 200%. This one's the dark horse for 3x+ on the next leg up.
These aren't memes – they're fundamentals screaming "buy the dip." Cycle's heating up: ETF inflows + rate cuts = fuel.
Positions loading or FOMO regrets incoming? Drop your picks below.
#Altcoins #CryptoBullRun #HBAR #SUI #KAS #3XPotential
(Pro tip: DYOR, NFA – but history favors the bold.)
🚀 PIPE Token: Bullish Blast-Off! 🚀Pipe Network nodes exploded past 24K globally – decentralization on steroids! �
Price eyeing ₹4.5+ this month amid breakout patterns. ��
New Dec listing gem with real utility. Don't sleep on this rally! 💎📈 #PIPE #CryptoBullRun
Price eyeing ₹4.5+ this month amid breakout patterns. ��
New Dec listing gem with real utility. Don't sleep on this rally! 💎📈 #PIPE #CryptoBullRun
🛑 XRP is down 38% from the local top and retail is rage-selling…
Meanwhile Ripple’s treasury + institutional wallets just loaded another 180M+ XRP in the past 48 hours – their fastest accumulation pace since the 2017 run.
You know who else is quietly stacking?
BlackRock, SBI, Banco Santander, and 12+ new ODL corridors that went live this month without a single press release.
Same fear. Same “XRP is dead” memes. Same lawsuit FUD that preceded the 2000% move in 2021.
$0.48–$0.52 is the final discount before clarity hits.
The train is leaving the station with or without you.
Load now or spend the next bull run explaining to your group chat why you sold the bottom… again.
Meanwhile Ripple’s treasury + institutional wallets just loaded another 180M+ XRP in the past 48 hours – their fastest accumulation pace since the 2017 run.
You know who else is quietly stacking?
BlackRock, SBI, Banco Santander, and 12+ new ODL corridors that went live this month without a single press release.
Same fear. Same “XRP is dead” memes. Same lawsuit FUD that preceded the 2000% move in 2021.
$0.48–$0.52 is the final discount before clarity hits.
The train is leaving the station with or without you.
Load now or spend the next bull run explaining to your group chat why you sold the bottom… again.
Whale vs Retail
EU just seized $815M in deepfake scam wallets.
Same day: whales buying the dip with both fists, retail panic-selling at the bottom.
Moral of the story:
Be the whale or become the krill.
Which one are you right now? 🐳🦐
EU just seized $815M in deepfake scam wallets.
Same day: whales buying the dip with both fists, retail panic-selling at the bottom.
Moral of the story:
Be the whale or become the krill.
Which one are you right now? 🐳🦐
I JUST TURNED 2 MINUTES OF READING INTO 52 $HOME (~$8) FOR FREE 🤯💰
Proof attached ↓ (Check the timestamp: 10 Dec 2025)🤯
All I did:
1. Opened Binance App → “Earn Crypto By Learning”
2. Answered the “What is DeFi App (HOME)?” quiz (3 easy questions)
3. Instantly got 52.054775 $HOME
4. Locked it for 150 days at 10% APR (extra passive income cooking)
Zero deposit. Zero KYC for the quiz. Pure free money while learning 🔥
I’ve already done 7 quizzes today and stacked 300+ $HOME like it’s nothing 😈
Tag your broke friend who’s still sleeping on Learn & Earn 👇
Drop a 💎 if you’re claiming yours RIGHT NOW!!
#BNBChain #LearnAndEarn #FreeCrypto #HOME #Binance
(Doing all available quizzes can easily get you $50–$150 in tokens today… just saying 👀)
Proof attached ↓ (Check the timestamp: 10 Dec 2025)🤯
All I did:
1. Opened Binance App → “Earn Crypto By Learning”
2. Answered the “What is DeFi App (HOME)?” quiz (3 easy questions)
3. Instantly got 52.054775 $HOME
4. Locked it for 150 days at 10% APR (extra passive income cooking)
Zero deposit. Zero KYC for the quiz. Pure free money while learning 🔥
I’ve already done 7 quizzes today and stacked 300+ $HOME like it’s nothing 😈
Tag your broke friend who’s still sleeping on Learn & Earn 👇
Drop a 💎 if you’re claiming yours RIGHT NOW!!
#BNBChain #LearnAndEarn #FreeCrypto #HOME #Binance
(Doing all available quizzes can easily get you $50–$150 in tokens today… just saying 👀)
Albania AI Minister “bribed” with BTC
Breaking: Albania’s Minister of AI arrested for taking Bitcoin bribes.
…It was fake news. Satire. A parody account.
Half the crypto timeline still arguing about it 48 hours later.
We are so cooked 😂
Retweet if you also fell for it for 3 seconds.
Breaking: Albania’s Minister of AI arrested for taking Bitcoin bribes.
…It was fake news. Satire. A parody account.
Half the crypto timeline still arguing about it 48 hours later.
We are so cooked 😂
Retweet if you also fell for it for 3 seconds.
Fartcoin saves the day
Bitcoin bleeding red all weekend.
Meanwhile Fartcoin and Pippin are up 20-40%.
2025 portfolio strategy:
50% BTC
30% SOL
20% digital flatulence
Smells like victory 🫡💨
Tag someone who’s still bag-holding serious projects.
Bitcoin bleeding red all weekend.
Meanwhile Fartcoin and Pippin are up 20-40%.
2025 portfolio strategy:
50% BTC
30% SOL
20% digital flatulence
Smells like victory 🫡💨
Tag someone who’s still bag-holding serious projects.
$800M liquidated in 1 hour
$800,000,000 in long positions just got absolutely smoked in 60 minutes.
One trader’s comment:
“I’ll lose 20k on meme coins and not blink, but Airbnb charged me $12 extra and I’m ready to burn the company down.”
Crypto money isn’t real until it’s fiat 😭
Like if you felt this in your soul.
#CryptoRally
$800,000,000 in long positions just got absolutely smoked in 60 minutes.
One trader’s comment:
“I’ll lose 20k on meme coins and not blink, but Airbnb charged me $12 extra and I’m ready to burn the company down.”
Crypto money isn’t real until it’s fiat 😭
Like if you felt this in your soul.
#CryptoRally
The Parrot Trader🤣🤣
A man went to the kitchen for 30 seconds…
His parrot walked on the keyboard and accidentally bought $250 of a random shitcoin.
2 weeks later → $750 profit.
The parrot is now the family’s chief trading officer.
Crypto in 2025, ladies and gentlemen 😂🦜
Who’s letting their pet trade next? Drop a 🦜 if yes.
A man went to the kitchen for 30 seconds…
His parrot walked on the keyboard and accidentally bought $250 of a random shitcoin.
2 weeks later → $750 profit.
The parrot is now the family’s chief trading officer.
Crypto in 2025, ladies and gentlemen 😂🦜
Who’s letting their pet trade next? Drop a 🦜 if yes.
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