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🤣 PEOPLE GO TO HIGHLANDS TO SNAP PICS
💀 WHILE I'M TAKING SCREENSHOTS ON BINANCE

Sunday morning.

A couple sits at Highlands Coffee.

Wife orders:
☕ Freeze Green Tea

Husband orders:
☕ Drip Coffee with Condensed Milk

Everything's very peaceful...

Until the husband's phone buzzes.

📉 ALERT: $SOL drops another 5%

The husband, laughing, suddenly freezes for 5 seconds.

Wife asks:

"What's wrong, honey?"

The husband, trembling:

"Nothing, babe..."

📉 ALERT: $SOL breaks support

📉 ALERT: Whales continue selling

📉 ALERT: Account is bleeding

Wife looks at the screen and asks:

"Wait...
Are we here for coffee or attending a funeral, honey?" 🤣

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5 minutes later...

☕ The coffee cup is still full.

📱 The husband checks the chart 17 times.

📱 Refreshes Binance 28 times.

📱 Thinks about catching the bottom 34 times.

But hasn't bought yet.

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Wife leans on her chin looking at her husband:

"What’s your plan?"

The husband takes a deep breath:

"Rich people buy when the market is scared..."

Wife nods:

"And then?"

The husband:

"I’m waiting for the market to be even scarier..." 🤡

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30 minutes later...

📉 Sol continues to drop.

The husband:

"I knew I was being clever."

📉 Sol drops even further.

The husband:

"It’s probably going to drop more..."

📉 Sol spikes up 12%.

The husband:

💀💀💀

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Wife laughs:

"So did you end up buying?"

The husband finishes his Highlands cup and replies:

"Not yet..."

"But I've accumulated a lot of experience." 🤡

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📌 LESSON LEARNED

☕ Cold coffee can be reheated.

📉 But missing a good buy zone means just telling the story to the grandkids.

🚀 Crypto is fun, but don’t be greedy.

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