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BINANCE DELISTING BITCOIN? (READ THE FINE PRINT)
A fake announcement is circulating claiming Binance is delisting BTC because of:
๐ธ Excessive market manipulation
๐ธ Emotional damage to traders
๐ธ Too many liquidations
๐ธ Failure to go up when everyone expects it
The punchline? Users are advised to "touch some grass and stop checking the chart every 5 minutes."
The disclaimer at the bottom says it all:
"This announcement is completely fake. Unlike Bitcoin's volatility, this joke is stable." ๐
With BTC down 50% from ATH and $500B wiped in 25 days, someone had to make a joke. This is it.
๐ Did this post fool you for a second?
$BTC
#satire #CryptoHumor
A fake announcement is circulating claiming Binance is delisting BTC because of:
๐ธ Excessive market manipulation
๐ธ Emotional damage to traders
๐ธ Too many liquidations
๐ธ Failure to go up when everyone expects it
The punchline? Users are advised to "touch some grass and stop checking the chart every 5 minutes."
The disclaimer at the bottom says it all:
"This announcement is completely fake. Unlike Bitcoin's volatility, this joke is stable." ๐
With BTC down 50% from ATH and $500B wiped in 25 days, someone had to make a joke. This is it.
๐ Did this post fool you for a second?
$BTC
#satire #CryptoHumor
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