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Once upon a time, there lived a mighty lion on the mountain, and the other beasts feared his strength. One day, he met a panther — her entire skin was torn. The panther said that it was done by a human and warned the lion: "There is no one more cunning than a human!" The lion was outraged and set off to find the human. On his way, he encountered a donkey, a horse, a bull, a cow, and a bear — all were bound, tamed, or deprived of teeth and claws by humans. The lion grew angrier and sought revenge.

On his journey, he found another lion trapped by a tree: a human had promised him immortality, lured him to the trunk, but trapped his paw and escaped. The lion was furious. And then, under his paw, he found a tiny mouse. The lion wanted to crush her, but the mouse pleaded: "Let me go, and one day I will save you!" The lion laughed but released her.

A miracle happened: the lion fell into a hunter's pit, was bound by straps, and lay in distress. The mouse, small and weak, came at night, gnawed through all the bonds, and saved the lion. Thus, the mightiest beast of the mountain was freed thanks to the weakest of creatures.

Moral: just as a human deceives even a strong lion, so does a swindler take not by strength, but by cunning. Remember: the more confident you are in yourself, the easier it is to lure you into a trap. Beware the treachery of the deceitful jellyjelly.

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Once upon a time, there was a kite born at the top of a mountain tree, and a cat that lived at the foot of the hill. Both were afraid to leave their young ones: the kite feared that the cat would eat his chicks, and the cat feared that the kite would take her kittens. Then the kite proposed peace: let’s swear before Ra that no one will touch another's children while the other is hunting for food. They made the oath — but the kite soon broke it by stealing a piece of meat from a kitten. In response, the cat grabbed the kite chick but, hearing its words about the oath, spared it.

However, the kite, seeing his wounded son, harbored revenge. He waited for a long time for the right moment and, when the cat went to hunt for food, he took all her kittens. The cat called upon Ra, and the god sent the Heavenly Force to find the fearsome Retribution. Retribution made the kite steal the meat. But he didn’t notice the hot coals on the meat. The nest ignited, and the kite's chicks perished.

The cat came to the tree, saw the burned chicks, and said: “You hunted my children and killed them. And I still do not touch yours — even though they are nicely roasted.”

The moral about crypto: those who chase quick profits risk burning their future.
Be careful with the Jellyjelly coin. These are some of the most dishonorable manipulators in the crypto world.

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The Central Bank proposed to limit the purchase of cryptocurrencies for ordinary Russians | Source: Alexander
The Bank of Russia has put forward an initiative to introduce restrictions on the purchase of cryptocurrencies for non-qualified investors. This was stated in an interview with RIA Novosti by the first deputy chairman of the Central Bank, Vladimir Chistyukhin. At the same time, the regulator is ready to allow qualified investors who have passed special testing to enter the cryptocurrency market.

According to Chistyukhin, the test will include "questions on understanding how cryptocurrency works. He is confident that qualified investors will find it easy to answer them and obtain the necessary status.

What will remain unchanged:
There will be no restrictions on the storage and sale of already purchased crypto assets;

Owners who obtain the status of "unable to conduct operations with crypto assets" will be able to continue storing their assets, sell them, or exchange them for fiat currencies.

"There will be no restrictions on exiting crypto assets — neither in terms of time nor volume. Only new purchases will be restricted," explained the first deputy chairman of the Central Bank.

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Председатель ЛДПР Леонид Слуцкий призвал к легализации и разумному регулированию криптовалют в России. Свое заявление глава партии сделал на Всероссийском слете региональных управленческих команд ЛДПР в декабре 2025 года, подчеркнув важность начала диалога о цифровых активах.

Не спекуляции, а суверенитет
Слуцкий отметил, что вопрос легализации криптовалют касается не спекулятивных операций, а технологического и финансового суверенитета страны. По его мнению, это также вопрос новых возможностей для российского предпринимательства, особенно для молодежи и IT-сектора.

«Цифровые активы уже полноценно используются по всему миру, и России важно научиться управлять ими, а не блокировать их развитие», — подчеркнул лидер ЛДПР. Он считает необходимым предоставить гражданам современные инструменты для экономического роста вместо ограничений под формальными предлогами.

На декабрь 2025 года криптовалюты в России остаются имуществом, но не признаются средством платежа. Граждане могут покупать, хранить и продавать цифровые активы, однако использовать их для расчетов внутри страны запрещено.

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Access to Bybit, Bitget, OKX, and a number of other foreign cryptocurrency exchanges has been blocked in Belarus by the decision of the Ministry of Information. The websites have been added to the official stop list, so they are unavailable from Belarusian IP addresses.

The main reason is the state's policy of complete centralization of the cryptocurrency market. As early as 2024, authorities banned individuals and sole proprietors from buying and selling cryptocurrencies through foreign platforms. All such operations must be conducted only through exchanges registered within the country, operating under the Hi-Tech Park regime. This allows the government to control the circulation of digital assets, track transactions, combat fraud, and prevent capital flight abroad.

No official claims against specific exchanges have been publicly announced — the authorities only indicated that the resources are restricted "in accordance with established procedures." In fact, the blockade has become a logical continuation of the course towards tightening cryptocurrency control.

For users, this means: access to foreign exchanges through Belarusian providers is closed, and attempts to bypass it via VPN violate the rules and may lead to account blocking on the platforms themselves.

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Есть особый подвид крипто-трейдеров — орден Жёлтого Графика. Эти ребята не верят ни в объёмы, ни в теханализ, ни в ФРС. Их главный индикатор — Симпсоны. Да-да, те самые, что «предсказали» победу Трампа, падение банка Silicon Valley, покупку FOX компанией Disney и даже форму бозона Хиггса.

У нормальных людей торговый терминал открывается на втором мониторе. У них — на первом Симпсоны, на втором… тоже Симпсоны, но в замедленной съёмке, чтобы «уловить мелкие сигналы».

Стоит Гомеру уронить пончик — всё, в чатах паника: «Коррекция неизбежна!». Лиза надевает очки? «Это знак институционального входа!». На доске у Барта появляются цифры — «ребята, это скрытый прогноз курса, расшифровал!»

А когда кто-то напоминает, что половина «предсказаний» либо натяжка, либо совпадение, трейдеры только хмыкают:
— Совпадение? Не смеши. Они предсказали даже то, что я солью депозит!

Мораль: если твой финансовый советник — Гомер, готовься, что твой портфель будет таким же — круглым и с дыркой посередине.

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🔴In Belarus, all major cryptocurrency exchanges have unexpectedly been blocked — Bybit, BingX, Bitget, and OKX are now prohibited.

The official reasons have not been disclosed yet.

We no longer mine crypto on potatoes.

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Happiness was wandering in the forest, rejoicing in the sunlight and the singing of birds, when it suddenly fell into a deep pit. It sits there, crying. A man walks by, hears the cry:
– Kind man! Get me out of here!
– What will you give me for that? – he asks.
– What do you want? – Happiness clarified.
– A big house with a sea view! – the man replied. Happiness gave him the house, he was delighted, ran away, and forgot about Happiness. It sits there, crying even louder.

A second man walks by. Happiness cries out again:
– Get me out!
– What will you give? – the man asks.
– How many cars do you want, all brands! – Happiness promised. The man got the cars, happily left, forgetting about Happiness. Hope was nearly dead.

A third man is walking by. Happiness calls out again:
– Help!
The man carefully pulls Happiness out of the pit and goes on his way.
– What do you want for that? – Happiness asks.
– Nothing, – the man replies.
Happiness ran after him, never falling behind.

Moral: Happiness loves those who do not trade it, otherwise it remains in the pit and watches as everyone runs after promised houses and cars.

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Binance is not just a cryptocurrency exchange, but a real tool for traders and investors, full of useful features. First of all, Spot and Futures allow you to trade both classics and leveraged derivatives. Binance Earn lets you passively earn on crypto through staking, savings, and liquidity pools — your money works while you relax.

For analysis, there is Binance Advanced Charts, TradingView right in the interface, and a bunch of indicators for advanced trading. Do you love automation? Binance Bot helps set strategies without constantly sitting at the screen. There is Binance Card to spend crypto like regular money, and Peer-to-Peer (P2P) for direct deals with other users without unnecessary fees.

Security is another plus: two-factor authentication, address whitelists, phishing protection. The mobile app syncs with the web version, notifying you about market movements and your orders.

And finally, Binance Launchpad provides access to new tokens before their mass trading, and the NFT platform allows you to buy and sell digital art right on the exchange. All these features make Binance convenient, secure, and even fun for those who love experimenting with crypto.

$TRUTH

Паттерны в шиткоинах — это как прогноз погоды в аду: вроде есть, но смысла ноль. «Флаги», «треугольники» и «головы-плечи» здесь живут своей собственной жизнью, а ты смотришь на график и думаешь: «Ну вот, сейчас точно вверх!» — и получаешь ликвидацию.

Причины простые и смешные. Во‑первых, объёмы настолько малы, что твоя покупка на пару сотен долларов уже ломает всю композицию. Хотел «пробой уровня»? Поздравляю, ты только что стал главным художником графика.

Во‑вторых, шиткоины управляются несколькими китами и дикими Telegram-хомяками. Пока ты рисуешь линии поддержки и сопротивления, эти ребята устраивают пампы, дампы и «спортивные тренировки для нервов». Любая классическая формация мгновенно превращается в абстрактное искусство.

В‑третьих, ликвидность смешная: твой ордер может изменить цену сильнее, чем любой паттерн. И чем больше ты стараешься «анализировать», тем смешнее выглядит график: свечи танцуют с тобой злую шутку.

Итог: паттерны в шиткоинах работают только на скриншотах для Telegram-групп инфоцыган. На реальном рынке это цирк, где зрители — твои нервы, а клоуны — крупные кошельки и случайные памперы.

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Crypto info gypsies are a special breed of motivational gurus who appear whenever the market grows by at least one and a half percent. They emerge from the Telegram swamp with a battle cry: "Hurry up and join my private chat, there’s insider info at the level of Elon Musk!"

Every crypto nomad has mandatory attributes: an avatar with a golden Bitcoin, a screenshot of profit "+9000$ for the night" (cropped from the bottom, where the demo account is visible), and a wise phrase: "I was an ordinary loader, and now I live in Bali thanks to crypto." The Bali photo is usually downloaded from Google.

They know how to "analyze" the market: if it rises — "I warned you!", if it falls — "I lured the bears in." Their predictions are always accurate because they are made retroactively.

A special magic — paid signal channels. They predominantly contain messages like: "Rocket tomorrow at 15:00". The next day — silence, because the rocket turned out to be a firework on the neighbor's balcony.

Students of the info gypsies believe until the end: the main thing is to buy the course for 19900 rubles, and then the market will definitely go up. And if it doesn’t, then "you just didn’t tune into the vibrations of wealth."

Crypto info gypsies are a wonderful phenomenon: they know nothing but teach everyone.

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Once upon a time in a northern village lived the woodcutter Mosaku and his son Minokiti. During a winter storm, they took refuge in a hut, but in the middle of the night, the Snow Woman burst through the door. She took Mosaku's life, but spared Minokiti, forbidding him under the threat of death from speaking about the encounter.

Years passed. A young traveler named Yuki once asked Minokiti for shelter—and stayed forever. They fell in love, started a family, and raised five children. However, Yuki always avoided the heat, as if she melted in the sun.

One day, looking at her bright profile, Minokiti remembered that long-ago night and, forgetting his fear, told Yuki about what he had seen. And then her kimono turned white, her hair sparkled with frost—Yuki turned out to be the very Snow Woman. She could have fulfilled her threat, but love held her back.

— Take care of the children, — she whispered and melted away in a gust of wind. Minokiti called for her, but the mountains only answered with an echo.

Moral: even the most wonderful things will stay close only as long as you can remain silent about your "deals".

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Once upon a time, there lived an old man and an old woman — frail but friendly. One day, while gathering firewood in the mountains, the old man drank from a mysterious little lake. He felt as if his back pain had disappeared and his head was no longer tilting to the side. He got up, but his legs felt unfamiliar - they were eager to jump and run. The old man felt cheerful: “What a wonderful forest! What a bright sun! Life is good!”
The water turned out to be rejuvenating — he returned home as a young man, radiant and happy. The old woman could not believe her eyes — some young man was trying to hug her — but upon learning the truth, she was filled with resentment.

— Wait until morning, — he pleaded. — We will go together, we will find the little lake, and we will both become young.
But the old woman snorted: — You have become younger today, but do I have to wait? — and, ignoring him, she went into the foggy thicket at night.

In the morning, the old man discovered her absence and rushed to search for her, calling out until his voice became hoarse. He wandered through the forest for a long time until he heard a child's cry. By the little lake lay an infant wrapped in the old woman's kimono. He understood: she was in a hurry, drank too much — and had rejuvenated to a tiny baby. He sighed, picked up the child, and carried her home, hoping that he could raise her again to be a good wife.

The moral of the story: greed is the worst investor; if you rush, you will turn your portfolio into childhood.

$LUNA2

The rabbit named Pyh was the most talkative in the forest. Every day he importantly informed everyone he met that he was from the Moon, where, of course, he personally sat in a magical lunar toilet and cheerfully ground rice in a huge mortar. The forest animals politely listened, then, as usual, quietly laughed behind his back. The squirrel said, “Here we go again, the space rabbit is turned on,” the hedgehog whispered, “Maybe he got some lunar carrots?”

Pyh was not offended. On the contrary — he considered them simply “unenlightened masses.” He walked on importantly, flapping his ears, and preached about his “lunar technologies,” “space missions,” and that he would soon return home to lead the lunar rabbits.

And one day… Pyh disappeared. Everyone thought he flew away, but no — he returned after two days in dark glasses, with a mysterious grin, and announced:
— I am launching the cryptocurrency Luna2! Invest while it’s cheap, I guarantee a flight to the Moon for everyone!

They laughed at him again — until the moment when half the forest invested acorns, nuts, and dried mushrooms. A week later, Pyh disappeared completely, taking the “investments.”

Since then, in the forest, they say: beware of those who often claim they are from the Moon — especially if they offer to invest.

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Max-Peikar, Part 2

When the false merchant entered the house, it seemed to him that everything had gone his way: the servants took him for the master, and the wife — for the returned husband. But no secret name can hide the truth.
The further he played the role, the more he got tangled in words, gestures, and habits. Max-Peikar listened carefully, but for one reason or another, she refused the false husband intimacy on the marital bed.

Soon the real Mansur returned to the city. Surprised by the neighbors' stories that he was “already home,” he hurried to his own doorstep. Two “Mansurs” faced each other. The liar tried to dodge, to justify himself, but the secret name had exhausted its power: before everyone stood not a merchant, but the very young man, led by passion and foolishness.

The truth was revealed instantly. The servants turned away from the deceiver, and Max-Peikar simply said: “Appearance can be stolen, but not virtue.” The young man fell to his knees, begging for mercy, but Mansur replied simply: “He who builds schemes on lies destroys the house before entering it.”

In cryptocurrency, exposure is also inevitable. A shitcoin may disguise itself as a “reliable project,” but when real value appears — the counterfeit reveals its mask.

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Max-Paykar, Part 1

In Indian tales, they tell of Mansur, a wealthy shipper, and his wife Max-Paykar — honest, secretive, and pure. Her beauty became a legend, but no one, except her husband, had seen her face. Rumors of her reached a young man who was debauched and reckless. He was filled with passion, but all his attempts to seduce the woman were thwarted by her straightforward response: "A wife who gives her body to another does not respect either her husband or herself."

When the debauchee realized that the virtue of the wife was unwavering, he set off to wander, hoping to rid himself of his passion. He served an old monk for five years, and before his death, the monk revealed to him a secret name that could change appearances. Upon returning home, the young man uttered it — and became indistinguishable from Mansur. With this deceitful face, he entered the merchant's house, hoping for an easy catch: another's labor, another's wife, another's trust.

But, as will be revealed in the continuation, a counterfeit remains a counterfeit, even if it outwardly resembles the original.

Moral: in cryptocurrency, as in life, do not be fooled by a beautiful facade. A shitcoin may look like "Mansur", but inside, it is always that same young man — empty, greedy, and temporary.

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How to distinguish a good cryptocurrency from a shitcoin

1. Team and reputation
A good coin has a transparent team with real experience and public activity. Shitcoins have anonymous individuals without verified projects.

2. Technological basis
A quality project has its own technology, innovations, and a solution to a real problem. Shitcoins often just copy someone else's code.

3. Documentation and roadmap
Promising projects have detailed whitepapers and realistic roadmaps. Shitcoins have superficial papers, "revolutions," and unrealistic timelines.

4. Transparency of tokenomics
Clear distribution of tokens, absence of hidden emissions, and excessive shares for the team. Shitcoins often have huge pre-mines, manipulations, and sharp market dumps.

5. Liquidity and exchanges
Good coins are traded on major exchanges with real volumes. Shitcoins are on dubious platforms with fake volumes.

6. Community activity
A real organic community, discussions, and developments on GitHub. Shitcoins have bots, spam, and artificial "hype."

7. Real partnerships
Quality is confirmed by collaboration with well-known companies, not made-up logos.

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1. You open the charts before your eyes. The alarm rings, and you already know: Bitcoin has "breathed" down by 7% overnight.

2. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? No, there's only "buy the dip" and "sell the bounce". You eat not food, but candles: green ones are tasty, red ones are bitter.

3. You have stopped speaking in human words. Now your vocabulary consists of "long", "short", "liquidation", and "Mom, I will fix everything".

4. Your body works on timeframes: you don’t sleep, you "close the candle on 4H".

5. You have started to believe that candles understand your emotions. If you feel happy, the market crashes. If you despair, it shoots up.

6. You learn the news before the media, because you have 32 Telegram channels, of which 28 say "urgent, rocket!", and only one honestly says: "I don't know anything".

7. You phantasmagorically feel your phone vibrating, even though it is silent. But you still check the price. And again. And again.

8. You have a favorite mug, and it doesn’t have a name on it, but "HODL".

9. Your friends think you have disappeared, but you are just sitting in the charts and promising yourself: "I will leave when I make X10".

10. You have stopped watching movies — too long. But watching the price jump by 0.5% for 10 hours straight? Easy.

If at least three points describe you — congratulations.

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Main advantages of Binance:

Wide selection of cryptocurrencies — over 600 coins and tokens for trading.

Low fees — among the most competitive in the market, especially with the use of BNB.

User-friendly interface — suitable for both beginners and experienced traders.

Margin trading and futures features — for professionals and risk-taking strategies.

Staking and savings — opportunity for passive income in cryptocurrency.

Binance Launchpad — participation in new projects and token sales.

Mobile app — full trading and asset management on your phone.

Support for multiple fiat currencies — deposits and withdrawals via cards and bank transfers.

Extensive educational platform Binance Academy — learning about crypto and trading.

Security — two-factor authentication, cold storage, and asset insurance.

P2P platform — direct transactions with other users without intermediaries.

API and integrations — for algorithmic trading and services.

Bonuses and promotions — promos, cashback, competitions, and referral programs.

Community and customer support — quick responses via chat and social networks.

Flexibility in fund withdrawal — support for multiple wallets and crypto networks.

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In the mountains lived a young man named Dulin. He worked in a rice field, and one day a wonderful lily grew in a crevice, singing a quiet song. Day by day, the flower helped the young man bear his toil, until one day the animals trampled it. Dulin felt sorry for the lily, brought it home, and planted it in a mortar. In the evenings, while weaving baskets, he listened to its fragrant songs and smiled.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the lamp suddenly flared up, and from the fiery-red flower emerged a beautiful fairy. She became Dulin's wife. Together they worked: he wove baskets, she embroidered, and soon their hut turned into a large house, the barns filled with rice, and the enclosures with livestock.

Having become rich, Dulin stopped working. Instead of a hoe, he bought wine, strolled with a pipe and a bird, played dice, and ignored his wife's requests. One day, on the very same holiday, the lamp flared up again — a peacock flew out of it and sang that the lazy husband did not want to help, and the fairy was leaving. His wife flew away with the peacock, and Dulin managed to grab only one feather, seeing how she was taken to the moon.

Moral:
Do not hope that a miracle will feed you forever — both fairies and bull trends fly away from those who stop working.