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Altseason 2025 is coming, trust me brother…
$ADA $SUI $FET

Nowadays, I only believe in altseason after 10 consecutive green days.

Until then?
Let's enjoy and nothing like a day after another 😴 lol

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Trader of $XRP selling a profit of $0.72 with 10 hours of technical analysis:
"I DOMINATE THE MARKET"
But hasn't been able to break $3 since 2021 😅

Moral of the story?
EVERY TRADER IS A MILLIONAIRE... UNTIL THE NEXT LIQUIDATION. ☠️

🚫 There are assets that are not for trading, they are for meditation.

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😏 “$XRP won't rise…” – they said in 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022…

#XRP #BullOnFire #CriptoComHumor #BinanceBrasil #FicaADica

🗳️ Enquete Cripto do Dia: Você acredita no potencial da XRP? 💸🌍

A XRP voltou aos holofotes com força: volume crescente, novas parcerias globais e decisões jurídicas cada vez mais favoráveis.
Mas queremos saber da galera da Binance 👇

Você acredita que a XRP pode voltar ao top 3 do mercado?

💡 Minha opinião? XRP é tipo aquele atleta subestimado que, quando volta pro jogo, surpreende geral! Fique de olho… e de preferência, segurando umas na carteira 😏

E você, tá no time dos bullish ou dos céticos?

#XRP #BinanceBrasil #CriptoComHumor #BinanceFeed #BullOnFire

I bought $BTC a $78K.
When this boy grows up, I will sell it. 😂

I've already accepted that it's no longer an investment...
It's digital inheritance.
It will go through 2 halvings, 3 cycles, and maybe a war before it returns.

But we keep going strong, with faith, memes.
🚀 HODL until it becomes a legend.

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🚨 SAPIEN: from meteoric rise to cinematic fall — and the market is still watching!

📉 If you blinked, you didn't make money. Blinked twice? You lost!

> SAPIEN: The coin that soared like a rocket and fell like a piano.

> In the last 24 hours, SAPIEN put on a show of volatility: it shot up 18.33% and then plummeted almost 50%, leaving traders with more adrenaline than a championship final. The chart turned into a roller coaster and the trading volume exploded with over 105 million units exchanged, all while the technical indicators screamed "watch out!" and the market pretended it didn't hear.

> 📊 Bollinger Bands? Burst.
> 📉 STOCHRSI? In alcoholic coma.
> 📈 Moving averages? More lost than an intern in a meeting.

> The expectation? High. The reality? A cold shower. But don't worry, not everything is lost: analysts point out that the project still has breath and could reach US$ 0.51 by 2026, if it survives the chaos.

> 🔥 Meanwhile, the market remains divided between those who believe in SAPIEN's potential and those who are already selling a kidney to cover their losses.

> 💬 And you, are you on the team of visionaries or the traumatized?


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Quando o Bitcoin cai e você lembra que é holder, não trader…

Respira e segura.

E aí, o que você faz quando o mercado vira?

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Started with $100.
Ended with wisdom and an evaporated account 🧘‍♂️📉

They say that once he made a 2% profit and thought he was invincible.
But he forgot the sacred rule: leverage gives... and leverage takes away.

👉 Many of my friends are still on that path.
I came back from there. Today I only do HODL.
Here's a tip for the adventurers. 😅🚪

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