cryptohumour

"Never take crypto from my brother,
Otherwise, I will also be in need and there will only be destruction!" 💳🚫😵💣 $AAVE $ICP $DOT #CryptoHumour

The right time for a ped lagane was 20 years ago,
The right time to invest in Bitcoin is now!" 🌳⏳₿✅ $BTC $ETH $SOL #CryptoHumour

💀⚠️ Life is not always easy…
But sometimes your 'Private Key' can NEVER be found! 🗝️🚫

🤣 #CryptoHumour
$SAND $MAGIC $HIGH

"Click the link to proceed,
One mistake and the hard work will go to waste!" 🔗🚫💀🛑 $FHE $LUNA2 $USTC #CryptoHumour

"Tufaan mein kashti wahi nikaltah hai,
Jiska bharosa apne 'Coin' aur 'Kaptaan' (Founder) par chalta hai!" 🌊⛵⚓✅ $BTC $ETH $BNB #CryptoHumour

"Log poochte hain risk kya hai?
Maine kaha - 'Risk wo hai jo bina knowledge ke trade leta hai!'" 📚🛑📉🦁 $AI $RED $RVN #CryptoHumour #educational_post

"Roz subah uth ke portfolio dekhta hoon,
Sochta hoon aaj kaunsa coin mujhe 'Ambani' banayega!" 🌅📱🤔💰 $JELLYJELLY $M $ENJ #CryptoHumour

"𝗟𝗼𝗴 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗼 𝗸𝗶 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗸𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻,
𝗛𝘂𝗺 𝗕𝗧𝗖 𝗸𝗮 '𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝘁' 𝗱𝗲𝗸𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻. 𝗔𝗿𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗶!" 🎨🖼️🆚📈😍 $BTC $BAT $OM #CryptoHumour

"Life is not always easy,
But sometimes 'Private Key' can never be found!" 🗝️🚫💀⚠️ $SAND $MAGIC $HIGH #CryptoHumour

"The right time for a ped lagane was 20 years ago,
The right time to invest in Bitcoin is now!" 🌳⏳₿✅ $BTC $ETH $SOL #CryptoHumour

"Trader roz tension leta hai har ek candle par,
Holder chain ki need sota hai apne bharose ke bal par!" 🕯️😰🆚😴🛌 $BTC $ETH $BNB #CryptoHumour

"Kamaté hum hain, risk hum uthate hain,
Par 30% Tax lene wo sabse pehle aate hain!" 🏛️💸😡✂️ $BTC $DOGE $ADA #CryptoHumour

"Bivi pooche - 'Paise kahan gaye saare?'
Main kahaan - 'Portfolio mein hain, bas dikh nahin rahe pyaare!'" 🤷‍♂️📉👩‍🦰😠 $ZEC $ZEN $DASH #CryptoHumour

"Interzaar toh uska bhii itna nahi kiya tha,
Jitna Bitcoin ke naye 'All Time High' ka kar rahe hain!" ⏳💔📈🚀 $BTC $ETH $BNB #CryptoHumour

"𝗠𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗷𝗶 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗲 - 'Yes, it is coming back to Hawaii',
𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝗵𝗮 - '𝗠𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗷𝗶, you earn more in one day than your FD!" 👴💬❌💸😎 $SAND $MANA $TLM #CryptoHumour

"Log in to make your store,
Please enter your 'Private Key' and a new identification!" 🗝️🏠❌💾✅ $BTC $ETH $SOL #CryptoHumour

"Pathar nahi, hum heere (Diamond) ban gaye hain,
Itne dip dekhhe hain ki ab hum 'Shock-Proof' ban gaye hain!" 💎🛡️😎⚡ $BTC $ETH $BNB #CryptoHumour

"Look at the red color that scared me,
The society has lost its own identity!" 📉😨💸❌ $DYDX $MOVE $EDU #CryptoHumour

"Bull run mein toh sab guru ban jate hain,
Asli trader wahi hain jo Bear market mein tik jate hain!" 🐻🎓💪 $BTC $ETH $BNB #CryptoHumour

"Chacha bole - 'FD kar lo, safe rahega',
Main kahaa - 'Risk lungaa tabhi toh naam banega!'" 👴🏦❌🦁📈 $BTC $ETH $XRP #CryptoHumour