sleepisforpaperhands

WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! Seriously, sleep is just a government conspiracy to stop you from catching that 1000x launch at 4 AM while you're in the bathroom.
I've been awake for 74 hours straight. My eyes look like two tomatoes in a meth lab. I'm seeing chart patterns in my reflection on the spoon as I eat cold cereal.
I just sold my mother's heirloom ring to buy a coin called $DOGE _SAFE_MOON_INU_3.0... and I have absolutely no idea what chain it's on. BUT WE'RE EARLY, RIGHT?!
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER... OR WHOEVER IS IN HER DM'S RIGHT NOW. 😵🚀
#HODL #CryptoAddict #DegenLife #SleepIsForPaperHands