Me: Binance, I promise that this time I will hold. 🙏
Binance: Sure, just like last time with $PEPE...
Me: That was different, this time is the good one.
Binance: You said the same with $FLOKI, $WIF, $TURBO and even with $LADYS.
Me: 😳
Binance: Did you sell $PEPE INU as well?
Me: It went up 12%, what were you expecting? 🤷♂️
🟡 HODL level: toilet paper


