🚨 URGENT on Truth Social: Donald Trump is filing for a "YUGE Bitcoin ETF" — the most patriotic fund in history! 💸 He says it will be "the best ETF, believe me, no one does ETFs better!" 😎 Investors are already lining up, Kamala Harris is frantically searching for her dusty crypto wallet, and Elon Musk tweets: "To the MOON, Don!" 🌕 Wall Street is cracking at the seams, and memes about Bitcoin have already flooded X! 🚀 #MakeCryptoGreatAgain #TrumpCoinYuge 😂