🧠 Format: “Distracted Boyfriend”

(The guy is walking with his girlfriend but is looking at another woman who passes by)

Caption:

Girlfriend (the one he should be focused on):

Traditional economy / savings

Girl passing by (the one he is looking at):

Bitcoin at $68,000

Boyfriend (the guy looking):

Investor who said Bitcoin was a bubble in 2017

Or if you prefer something more straightforward:

📉Bitcoin drops 10% in one day

🗣️ Newspaper: "Bitcoin is dead!"

📈Bitcoin rises 300% in 1 year

🗣️ Newspaper: "No one could have predicted this!"

😂 Bitcoiner: "First time?"