With the market in total roller coaster mode, the fear and greed index fluctuating more than my morning coffee, and everyone sweating bullets over what comes out of Jackson Hole this weekend (rate cuts? Increases? A Powell meme?), I'm in full 'wait and see' mode. I don't know whether to buy, sell, or hide under the bed.

But hey!, let's be inspired by car warranties: '7 years or 100,000 km, whichever comes first.' So I'm going to set up some limit buy orders that activate... whichever comes first!

For BTC: Limit at 100,000 USD. If it drops to that before Powell speaks (on Friday the 22nd), bam, I buy the pre-bomb dip! Or if he talks and the market crashes after, I’ll buy then too. Whatever happens first, like the guarantee expiring at the worst moment.

For SOL: Limit at 150 USD. Same deal: dip before or after Jerome's talk. Volatility? What volatility? I'm covered... or so I think.

In the end, either I get a bargain in the crash, or I’m left waiting forever like that friend who never shows up to the party. And you all? Any anti-Powell strategy? 😅 #NoEsConsejoFinanciero ejofinanciero #CryptoLife #AltcoinSeasonLoading #dyor