Good new brother

Everyone is saying that $DOGE is going to hit $1, and I feel like everyone has such big ambitions. So I'll help cheer you on. If it reaches a new high, I'll send out 10,000 Dogecoins as a red envelope. If it reaches $1, I'll send out another 30,000 Dogecoins as a red envelope. However, this will be a decreasing amount; otherwise, I won't be able to handle it. That is to say, if it reaches a new high, I'll send out 10,000, and if it hits $1, I'll send out an additional 20,000! Don't say I didn't warn you when it comes up short!