Hello friends 👋
Here is FariMom 🐓🌛
Everyone is talking about $DOLO and @Dolomite
and as you know, Fari doesn't copy 🤣
Here’s the gossip I made up about how Dolo arrived at Binance 🎉 Hope you like it.
🪙🏆The Final Verdict🏆🪙
The room is full.
Projectors everywhere
Students are murmuring, and someone in the corner is selling meme NFTs.
🖤 Dolomite finishes her presentation confidently:
—“My app connects blockchains faster than a rumor on social media.”
🩵 Arbitrum, without losing composure, closes his presentation:
—“My rollups are so efficient they could compress the ego of a crypto influencer into 2 kilobytes.”
👩⚖️⚖️The jury, composed of three experts who seem to have mined Bitcoin since the womb, look at each other. One adjusts his glasses, another checks his wallet, and the third says:
—“I get more entertainment here than on television. Where were you all when I was bored watching staking conferences?”
🤣Everyone laughs.
The jury becomes serious.
—Your effort is admirable, but
Arbitrum, what are you doing here?
you don’t need the scholarship 🕵️♂️
👩⚖️👩⚖️ They whisper a bit
🏋️♂️The fattest one stands up
🎤 takes the microphone and announces:
—“By unanimous decision: Dolomite, you presented an app that connects networks without friction and you will be admitted as a scholar in Binance Academy.
_Arbitrum, pay your fee and please, don’t hack the campus network anymore.”
🩵🖤🤝Dolomite and Arbitrum shake hands.
🖤
“See you in class.”
🩵
“Next competition, bring something better than your jokes.” 😒
You have potential, little one.
🖤 I know, I can connect blockchains like they are universal plugs.
—“My system is so fast that if you blink, you’ve already made three transactions and paid less than for a coffee..
🩵
You are unbearable
🖤
Unbearably handsome, my face hurts..
🤣🤣🤣
