🚨 $LINEA Comedy Club 🚨
Crypto wale na, full-time jokers nikle 🤡
Kal hi $LINEA buy karte hain aur agle din Lambo showroom ke dreams dekhte hain 🚗💨
Bhai ye crypto hai, “2 minute Maggi” nahi ☕😂
Aur jo khud ko “pro trader” bolte hain… unki entry sirf tab hoti hai jab chart already peak pe ho 📈, aur exit tab jab chart bottom dhoondh raha hota hai 📉💀
Matlab ye log profit nahi, bas donation karne aaye hote hain market me 🤲🤣
Dip aaye to rona shuru 😭
Pump ho to “LAMBOOO!” chillana… jaise ghar ki EMI MetaMask se pay ho rahi ho 🏚️😂
Sach me chart dikhata hai bas ek hi cheez:
Kaun chill hai aur kaun bas dopamine ka addict 🫢
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