💫💕🌹As if we were chatting over a steaming hot chocolate, with marshmallows on top for sweetness 💖.

Imagine crypto as a big rollercoaster right now

🎢 $BTC (the star) is feeling a bit dizzy: it has come back down to around $91,000 after flirting with $100,000. But hey, it’s December, everyone is in "I’m taking my vacation and my profits" mode. Even cryptos need a break, right?

💪 The big bad bankers (BlackRock, state funds, etc.) are quietly shopping while prices are lower. Like Christmas sales, but billionaire style. 😂

🚀 $XRP , the clever one has rolled out its new toys (the famous ETFs) and has already attracted hundreds of millions of dollars. Even grandma will soon be able to buy XRP without a headache. Convenient, right?

🏛️ The United States is finally waking up, they say "okay, guys, we’re going to treat cryptos like normal stocks". It’s like going from a bike with training wheels to a Tesla.

⚠️ Little warning

Some recent hacks remind us that the golden rule remains the same: we NEVER click on weird links, promise? 😘

In summary: The market is going "ouch ouch" in the short term but all the signals are flashing "IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE UP IN 2026". So, we breathe, we keep our little coins warm and enjoy the ride. 🚀

And you, what are you doing with your cryptos? Are you HODL or diving into the big rollercoaster? 💭💕

Kindly ✨️,

#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💕💫