🧙♂️💸 Crypto Witch Hunt 😂🔥
Guys… what’s been going on lately isn’t trading — it’s straight-up a horror-comedy movie.
Some tiny dead coin that’s been collecting dust for a year suddenly does this 👇
A whale jumps in and rockets it 200%…
and all the small traders swarm like it’s a friggin’ witch hunt 😂
Everyone’s like, “This is the golden opportunity before it blasts off!”
But the truth?
The whale pumps it… and the little guys get left holding the bag.
The script never changes:
1️⃣ Whales buy quietly
2️⃣ Price shoots up
3️⃣ Small traders jump in too late
4️⃣ Whales say “bye-bye” and dump
5️⃣ Coin crashes
6️⃣ Small guys start hunting for “the next witch” 🤦♂️😂
Listen…
Not every pump is gold.
Not every spike is a rocket.
Most of them are whale traps for anyone who jumps in without thinking.
Pro tip:
Get in before the stampede…
Get out before the screaming…
And don’t be the guy everyone whispers about:
“Entered late… exited in pain.” 💔😂
Protect your money — whales don’t play nice.
