In the sky of tokens, it's the big party 💃🥳
$BTC woke up with a hangover at 89 400, had a CME coffee and boom! 91 700 while shouting 'still alive, guys!'
In Abu Dhabi, Binance received its gold diploma ⭐ 22nd license, $BNB is up +1% in 'thank you, Papa Sheikh' mode. The little green dragon on its cosmic unicorn stuck an 'approved' sticker on its telescope, too proud.
Meanwhile, Bybit and Circle are holding hands, they released USDC in 'come my baby, we're going to make stable babies' mode. Traders: 'finally a couple that doesn't dump after the wedding.'
In Korea, the crypto spot ETF went "oops" and faced a legislative setback, so everyone is looking at the grandma from the previous poem who keeps asking: "...but what is crypto??"
The meme coins, they are partying at 6 in the morning: Fartcoin is making farts at +47%, Pippin is wheeling on the moon and STBL is laughing like "I am a stable but I moon anyway."
The SEC, they have smoked the carpet: "In two years everything will be on blockchain, even Gary's sandwich." Gary replies: "yes but I like my sandwich in paper..."
Galactic moral of the day: The market is scary (Fear & Greed at 23, hello anxiety) but the whales are buying quietly, the memes are making jokes and we are laughing while watching the circus. So we dance on the volatility, we drink non-alcoholic champagne (it's Monday) and we send big cosmic kisses because even when it shakes, love and tokens always bounce back 😘💖🚀.
Good start to the week 🥰
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
