When #SEC rolls out another S-1, and the crypto guys are like:
"Bro, I didn't even manage to read the last one…"😳😳😳🤗🤗
But no!
#BlackRock is pressing the “RELEASE ETF” button again, ☠️☠️☠️🙀🙀🙀 as if it's an iPhone on an autoclicker 😂✅️‼️‼️
🎉 iShares Staked Aster Trust ETF:
— "We decided to stake everything that moves"
SEC:
— "You again?…"
Market:
— "WHERE'S THE PUMP?!" 📈🐂
And while everyone pretends to understand this 40-page document, in fact, 99% of readers are just looking for the word “approved” 🤔🤔
In short:
#ETF -kebab served, breakout heated, memes charging.
Get ready, crypto winter is over — ETF spring begins 🌸
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