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🚨 STRONG DINNER ALERT: Forbidden for heart patients and 'lettuce hands'! 🚨

​Hey there, folks?! Smelling burnt tire? 🏎️💨

​THIS is what happens when you stop buying 'land on the moon' that doesn't exist and put REAL CRYPTO in your wallet!

​Take a look at the "damage" (the good kind) on the screen! The chart doesn't even know what gravity is; it only knows the way to the sky! 🚀📈

​While the haters are over there analyzing things to death and crying over coins that don't move, we're here with a "serious problem": the wallet is getting so heavy that I’m going to need a crane to carry it! 😂💸

​The rule is clear:

​Bad Coin: Gives you hope and a stomach ache. 🤢

​Real Crypto: Gives you that green wall and the cruel doubt of what color the yacht will be at the end of the year! 😎🛥️

​Against facts (and screenshots exploding with profit) there are no arguments! Those who are in it are laughing all the way. Those who aren't... well, crying is free and the handkerchief is on me!

​Hold on to this bomb or hurry to get on the train! The rocket is broken at the rear! 🔥🚀