The market just woke up in shock.
Overnight, the Federal Reserve’s rate-cut probability exploded from 35% to 89%, and crypto reacted instantly.
BTC: Dropped to 80,000 just to scare everyone, then sprinted back to 93,000 like it’s going out for hot pot.
ETH: “3000? Relax… I’m just stepping out to buy cigarettes.”
Shorts: 320M liquidated, shouting into the void, “Powell, can you be a little more gentle?”
The summary is simple:
When the Fed even thinks about easing, Bitcoin doesn’t walk — it sneezes money into the market.
BTC
92,479.83
+2.32%
ADA
0.4629
+7.62%
ZEC
438.59
+10.56%