A guaranteed plan to say goodbye to your savings faster than boiling a cup of coffee!
1. Wake up late.. Skip market analysis, open the app as if you are opening "Pac-Man".
2. Watch a skyrocketing green candle.. Shake like a child seeing candy, and rush after it without thinking.
3. Choose "Random Entry".. Up? Down? It doesn't matter! Luck is an old curtain.
4. Do the exact opposite.. If the whole world is going up, you go down! "Genius needs to go against the herd!" (Soon you'll discover that the herd was right).
5. Use leverage like a superhero.. double your losses with the push of a button! 20x? Why not 100x? "Life is once!" (And so is the loss).
6. Borrow from your friend.. tell him: "The amount will be returned tonight with magical profits!" (Then change your phone number tonight).
7. Your ambition is high, and your patience is low.. the goal? Wealth overnight! The reality? A wallet between "zero" and "less than zero".
8. The conclusion.. sit down, cross your legs, and pluck half your mustache in regret. The wallet is over. The wisdom begins. (Maybe).
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🎯 Summary of the quick tutorial:
If you want to be a "playful trader", be prepared to become a "sad investor". But if you want to survive, treat the market like a life partner: understanding, patience, and don’t rush after every wink!
Be a man or a professional trader.. or let things be before you bid farewell with your wallet! 😉
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