【Federal Reserve Year-End Drama · Joke Edition】

Mr. Powell is handing out interest rate cut "candy" to the market while pointing at the "tariff wolf" at the door, saying: Look! It scared off inflation!

Then he turns around and sets up a sign on the interest rate cut path that says "hurdles raised," adding: I need to hold on tight to the candy jar, when will the next distribution be? It depends on the data's mood!

The market, rubbing its slightly sore belly after eating the candy (slight adjustment), mutters: Alright... at least the candy jar wasn’t smashed. Can we still expect a little Christmas rally?🎅📈

(Core punchline: Hawkish interest rate cut = giving a piece of candy + drawing a line + tossing a pot) #加密市场反弹