💔 If $LUNC Doesn’t Hit $1… My Marriage Might Not Either 😭😂
Guys… the situation is officially dangerous.
I jokingly told my wife:
“If $LUNC doesn’t touch $1… we’re done.”
Now she’s praying harder for LUNCthan for me.
Every night she whispers:
“Ya Allah, pump LUNC… my husband is hopeless, but the chart still has hope.” 😂
I don’t know if I should laugh, cry… or just stake even more LUNC.
So devs, validators, whales —
PLEASE SAVE MY MARRIAGE. Pump this coin! 🙏📈🔥
$LUNC If hits $1, I’ll kiss my wife.
If it doesn’t… she might kiss the lawyer instead. 😭
LUNC
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