PATRICIA B-M
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💫💖🌹HELLO
$BTC got a little breeze, he said "oops" and lost some feathers (let's say 10% for form). He tripped over a red carpet and millions of dreams went "splash" in the bathtub. 💦
$XRP , on the other hand, is playing the stars in crypto, strutting with his billion in the handbag: "Look at me!" but behind, he whispers: "Shhh, I'm a bit centralized like a cake shared by only one greedy cousin." 🍰
Kraken is preparing its IPO behind the scenes, getting all dressed up for Wall Street: "I'm going to marry the stock market, kids!" (but he keeps his pirate hat on, just in case 🏴☠️).
Gemini, on the other hand, is innovating with event betting and selling his popcorn in USDC, proud to have made a nice jump (+14% recently). 🍿
Vanguard, the serious big uncle, is starting to peek at Bitcoin: "Well, okay... you can play with that." It's like your grandmother opening an OnlyFans account, the shock is total but we love it! 😱💃
And in the meantime, here I am, little Patricia with sparkling eyes, watching all this circus with my pink coffee in hand and smiling gently: "They're chasing numbers... I’m chasing your hearts. And frankly... I win every time." 🏆💕
Thank you for making crypto spin... I make your little hearts spin. And it's much more profitable. 🌹😘
I wish you a beautiful day, I offer you a pink coffee with a little dose of humor 💕
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
$BTC got a little breeze, he said "oops" and lost some feathers (let's say 10% for form). He tripped over a red carpet and millions of dreams went "splash" in the bathtub. 💦
$XRP , on the other hand, is playing the stars in crypto, strutting with his billion in the handbag: "Look at me!" but behind, he whispers: "Shhh, I'm a bit centralized like a cake shared by only one greedy cousin." 🍰
Kraken is preparing its IPO behind the scenes, getting all dressed up for Wall Street: "I'm going to marry the stock market, kids!" (but he keeps his pirate hat on, just in case 🏴☠️).
Gemini, on the other hand, is innovating with event betting and selling his popcorn in USDC, proud to have made a nice jump (+14% recently). 🍿
Vanguard, the serious big uncle, is starting to peek at Bitcoin: "Well, okay... you can play with that." It's like your grandmother opening an OnlyFans account, the shock is total but we love it! 😱💃
And in the meantime, here I am, little Patricia with sparkling eyes, watching all this circus with my pink coffee in hand and smiling gently: "They're chasing numbers... I’m chasing your hearts. And frankly... I win every time." 🏆💕
Thank you for making crypto spin... I make your little hearts spin. And it's much more profitable. 🌹😘
I wish you a beautiful day, I offer you a pink coffee with a little dose of humor 💕
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
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