.....SUITE 💫💖🌹THOUGHTS OF THE DAY 🌹💖💫

Here is the 100% humorous, simple, sparkling, and totally accessible crypto glossary, even for someone who still thinks that “$BTC Bitcoin” is a brand of cookies 😂

Bear market

➡️ When prices drop so fast that even your morale needs a parachute.

Bull run

➡️ When everything goes up and you feel like an intergalactic finance genius… for 48 hours.

Airdrop

➡️ When you get free cryptos.

Yes, FREE.

It’s the only time the universe says to you: “Here, a gift, go buy yourself a chocolate croissant.”

Rug pull

➡️ When a project disappears with the funds.

The crypto equivalent of “ghosting”… but with your money.

Blockchain

➡️ The big super-secure notebook where everything is written down.

Impossible to erase.

(Like your old tweets, unfortunately.)

Mining

➡️ When computers sweat on your behalf to create cryptos.

The only form of socially accepted technological slavery.

Block

➡️ A page in the blockchain notebook.

In real life: the chapter where you say to yourself “Why is this happening to me again?”

Diamond hands

➡️ Someone who never sells.

Even if everything collapses.

Even if everything burns.

Even if their mother says: “SELL, I TELL YOU!!!”

HODL

➡️ A stylish way to say “I’m holding.”

This word comes from a typo.

Proving that success is sometimes just about writing fast while being a bit stressed.

NFT

➡️ A unique digital thing.

Like you… but less complicated.

Blue chip

➡️ A serious, stable, mature crypto.

The opposite of your ex, then.

Volatility

➡️ When it goes up and down faster than a WhatsApp conversation with someone moody.

Liquidity

➡️ When you can sell easily.

If there isn’t any:

it’s like trying to sell an oyster to someone who doesn’t like the sea.

Kindly ✨️,

#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫