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There is a special subspecies of crypto-traders — the Order of the Yellow Graph. These guys do not believe in volumes, technical analysis, or the Federal Reserve. Their main indicator is The Simpsons. Yes, the same ones that "predicted" Trump's victory, the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank, the purchase of FOX by Disney, and even the shape of the Higgs boson.

Normal people have their trading terminal open on the second monitor. For them, on the first is The Simpsons, on the second… also The Simpsons, but in slow motion to "capture the subtle signals".

If Homer drops a donut — that's it, panic in the chats: "Correction is inevitable!". Lisa puts on glasses? "That's a sign of institutional entry!". Numbers appear on Bart's board — "guys, this is a hidden forecast for the rate, I deciphered it!"

And when someone reminds that half of the "predictions" are either a stretch or a coincidence, the traders just grunt:

— Coincidence? Don't make me laugh. They even predicted that I would blow my deposit!

The moral: if your financial advisor is Homer, be prepared for your portfolio to be just as round and with a hole in the middle.