"EXCLUSIVE: the dogwifhat token $WIF has been officially recognized by the Vatican as the eighth wonder of the world! The Pope put a hat on a corgi and said: ‘This is the second coming.’ Price +666% per minute.
The developer came out of the shadows: it was the dog himself. He typed ‘woof’ with one paw, while holding a Red Bull with the other. The community collected a pool of steaks for him, now he swims in meat and doesn't respond in TG.
The whale sold 10 million $WIF to buy a real hat for the dog. The price collapsed. The dog looked at him with disdain and sneezed — price +1200%. The whale went to work at McDonald's, now he takes orders in a paper hat.
Elon Musk posted a picture of his dog in a foil hat. WIF outperformed Bitcoin. Then he removed it — $WIF outperformed the Moon. Literally. The SpaceX rocket now flies on dog gas.
Moral: ‘if you have no ideas, just put a dog in a hat and become a trillionaire. Woof!'
