The Federal Reserve cut interest rates
This operation turned Wall Street into a large disaster comedy scene!!!
The market initially thought Powell would transform into the 'Dove King',
throwing down candy in the form of interest rate cuts, but as soon as he opened his mouth about the dot plot: only one cut in 2026?! The entire atmosphere instantly shifted from a carnival party to a funeral!
U.S. stocks: when the market opened, there was collective climax screaming 'Go for it, baby!', but by closing, they were kneeling on the ground crying: 'Mom, I was fooled, this is not a rate cut, it's a 'heart' cut!
Traders: staring at the screen went from 'Yay! Rich lady, spoil me!' to 'It's over, my wife is leaving, we're losing the house, I’m going to sleep under the bridge!' collectively collapsing in a grand drama!
- U.S. Dollar: first pretending to be dead, lying flat and begging for mercy: 'Don't hit me, I'm weak', but as soon as the dot plot was released, it transformed into a muscular man: 'Come on, who dares to underestimate me? I’m tough enough to scare you!'
Gold: initially flaunting and posing: 'Look at me dazzling you!', but with one hawk-eyed glare from Powell, it got so scared it melted into a puddle of gold water, crying: 'I was wrong, I will never show off again!'
Bitcoin: excitedly jumping up: 'Dad is going to pump liquidity, I’m going to 100,000!' Seeing only one cut in 2026, it immediately got scared and burrowed into a hole to hibernate: 'Wake me up, don’t call me unless rates go negative!'
Powell’s press conference was expressionless, like a heartless ex-boyfriend: 'Interest rate cut? 25 basis points isn't enough for you? Don’t be greedy, I only listen to the data now; if it doesn’t allow me to pamper you, then I won’t. Bye-bye~'
Ultimate summary in one sentence:
The Federal Reserve is not cutting rates, it gave you a piece of candy and then said in front of you, 'This is the last one, the rest I will eat myself, and you can't cry, or I'll hit you.' The market is now all huddled in corners crying: had I known, I wouldn’t have licked it, this dad is too cruel!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Elon Musk concept little 'milk' 🐶, 'p●u●p●p●i●e●s'
Those meme coins on the Ethereum chain that are riding the Musk hype (you know what I mean!)
In a low gas environment, absolutely fantastic targets for ambush!
