🚨🇨🇳 CHINA MAKES 95% OF YOUR "CHRISTMAS SPIRIT" - AND SHIPPED IT IN JULY

China exported $5.97 billion in Christmas decorations in 2024.

The Netherlands came 2nd with $249 million.

That's a solid 24:1 ratio.

China doesn't dominate the Christmas decoration market - it IS the freaking market.

Your "authentic Victorian ornament"? Made in Yiwu. Your "traditional Bavarian nutcracker"? Guangdong province.

That "handcrafted" nativity scene celebrating the birth of Jesus? Assembly line in Shenzhen, shipped 6 months before December.

The irony nobody mentions:

The world's most aggressively secular state manufactures the physical infrastructure of Christianity's biggest holiday for countries that claim religious heritage as cultural bedrock.

Europe's trying.

Germany, Poland, France, Denmark all export "premium" decorations.

Translation: higher prices for the same supply chain, just assembled domestically.

The Netherlands moves $249 million as a logistics hub - repackaging Chinese goods with European labels.

The diversification story:

India hit $117 million, Cambodia $103 million.

These aren't competitors, they're overflow valves for when Western retailers want to claim they're "reducing China dependency" without actually changing anything fundamental.

Mexico and the US crack the top 10 by serving regional markets.

Meaning: slightly less shipping time, same factories, different hemisphere.

Here's what the data doesn't say but everyone knows:

Those decorations were manufactured in July.

Quality-checked in August.

Containerized in September.

Arrived at warehouses in October.

Sat on store shelves in November.

By the time you're debating which inflatable Santa to buy, that product has already traveled 8,000 miles and passed through four countries' customs systems.

The entire "spirit of Christmas" supply chain runs on six-month advance planning, bulk manufacturing, and the fact that nobody wants to pay what European artisan ornaments actually cost.

Source: UN Comtrade, Statista, Visual Capitalist