🚨 BREAKING (probably): Michael Saylor spotted near a bonfire 🔥

Rumor says if $BTC ever crashes hard or someone even suggests selling…

Michael Saylor will:

🔥 set fire to his Bitcoin wallet

🔥 burn the private key

🔥 stare at the flames and whisper:

“Now no one can touch it. Ever.”

Market panic? ❌

Forced selling? ❌

Liquidation fears? ❌

Saylor’s solution:

“If I can’t sell… NOBODY can.” 😂

This man doesn’t HODL.

He locks BTC in another dimension.

At this point, his wallet isn’t cold storage —

it’s volcanic storage 🌋

If Saylor ever burns a private key live on stage, Bitcoin won’t dump…

it will instantly gain +10% from pure fear and respect 📈😂

👇 Be honest

If BTC crashed 80% tomorrow, would you:

A) Sell

B) Hodl

C) Burn the keys and become a legend 🔥🔑

#bitcoin #BinanceAlphaAlert

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