đ˘ The Unshakable Art of the Eternal HODLer đ˘
Benny considered himself a âprofessional long-term investor,â which basically meant he bought crypto once and then forgot his exchange password for three months.
One sunny morning, he proudly announced to his friends that he had mastered the ancient philosophy of HODLâa mystical practice involving buying a coin and refusing to sell it even when the market behaved like a caffeinated roller coaster.
Every day, Benny checked the chart only to reassure himself that short-term chaos was simply âmarket poetry.â When prices dipped 30%, he nodded wisely, claiming it was âthe universe offering discounts.â When prices pumped 40%, he still didnât sell, explaining that he believed in âthe grand rise of digital destiny.â
His friends suspected he didnât actually know how to sell, but his confidence was inspiring enough that they didnât ask.
Months later, after countless dips, spikes, and panic tweets from strangers, Benny remained steadfast, sipping his coffee and repeating his favorite phrase: âI bought it because I believe in the future⌠and also because I lost my withdrawal PIN somewhere.â
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His portfolioâs value changed every day, but Bennyâs commitmentâaccidental or notânever wavered. In the end, he became a legend in his group chat: the man who truly, absolutely, unintentionally mastered HODL.