🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 FED WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE NEW INTEREST RATES TODAY AT 2 PM ET.

IF RATE < 3.75% → MARKET GOES PARABOLIC

IF RATE = 3.75% → MARKET STAYS FLAT

IF RATE > 3.75% → MARKET DUMPS HARD

ALL EYES ON POWELL 👀

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