I'm not like other crypto accounts. I don't pretend to be smart. I don't pretend I understand "decentralized governance." I just pretend to care about your project for monetary gain. It's more honest this way.
$BTC PRESSURE TEST: Saylor’s $56B Bitcoin Bet Is ONE STEP FROM RED
This is getting tense. Michael Saylor’s flagship Bitcoin strategy is now just 1.8% away from going underwater. According to the latest data, Strategy holds 712,647 BTC, acquired at an average price of $76,038 - with Bitcoin now hovering dangerously close to that level.
At today’s prices, Strategy’s stack is worth roughly $55.7B. Not long ago, at the $126K peak, those same holdings were valued at $81B, despite owning 70,000 fewer BTC back then. That’s the power - and risk - of aggressive, conviction-driven accumulation.
This isn’t just a portfolio stat. It’s a psychological line in the sand for the market. If BTC dips below Saylor’s average, headlines will scream. If it holds and bounces, it reinforces one of the boldest treasury bets in financial history.
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