RUPESH PATEL4

NASA vs Bitcoin: NASA aur Bitcoin mein kya farak hai? NASA bas plan banata hai, lekin Bitcoin sach mein Moon par jaata hai (kabhi kabhi).😂😂 $BTC $ETH $BNB

Jab market Green hoti hai: "I am a financial genius, Technical Analysis expert."
Jab market Red hoti hai: "Main toh long-term investor hoon bhai, fundamentals mein believe karta hoon." 😂😂😂 $VIC $LPT $AB

加密健身房：交易者最喜欢的锻炼是什么？在蜡烛变红时屏住呼吸。😂😂 $FOLKS $GUN $RIVER

Bitcoin ne Dollar se breakup kyun kiya?
Kyunki use ek "Stable" relationship chahiye thi, aur Dollar aajkal bohot print ho raha hai!😂😂 $CHESS $POWER $BTC

Girlfriend: "Tum mujhe time nahi dete, humara rishta work nahi kar raha."
Trader: "Baby, Bitcoin correction le raha hai, rishta toh baad mein bhi pump ho jayega, pehle dip buy karne do!" 😂😂 $BTC $FORM $CLANKER

Trader 1: "兄弟，你的投资组合怎么样？"
Trader 2: "完全稳定。"
Trader 1: "哇！意思是没有损失吗？"
Trader 2: "没有兄弟，'稳定'意味着停在零上，现在不再下降了！" 😂😂 $PTB $TRUTH $AVAAI

Ek naye trader ne expert se poocha: "Sir, crypto trading mein $1 million kaise banayein?"
Expert ne muskura kar jawab diya: "Bohot aasaan hai... bas $2 million se shuruat karo!"😂😂😂 $TRUTH $FHE $BTC

"Lakh koshish kar lo Trend Line aur Support banane ki,
Whale ek hi candle mein aukaat dikha deti hai zamane ki!" 🐋📉💥 $PIPPIN $HANA $ACE

"世界在寻找那张点燃这把火的面孔，
在没有出现的情况下，中本聪搅动了整个银行体系！" 🕵️‍♂️🏦🔥 $BTC $ETH $BNB

"Sardi (Bear Market) mein jo sweater bunega, wahi thand se bachega,
Aaj jo khamoshi se accumulation karega, wahi kal itihaas rachega!" 🧶🐻📜 $BTC $NAORIS $LYN

"Market price par khareedne wale aksar pachtate hain,
Hum 'Limit Order' wale hain, jo price ke apne paas aane ka intezaar karte hain!" 🎯📉🧘‍♂️ $BTC $PTB $TRUTH

"Telegram groups mein wo signals baant-ta hai bade gyaan se,
Khud ka portfolio pooch lo, toh dekhta hai bade hairaan se!" 📢📉🤥 $PTB $HANA $FHE

"Mahino tak task kiye, har Testnet ko chhana tha,
Airdrop ke naam par unhone bas $5 ka token thamana tha!" 🪂💔💸 $AIO $HEMI $BAN

"Trading mein profit toh bana liya, par ab darr lagta hai P2P se,
Kahi bank account freeze na ho jaye, kisi anjaan galti se!" 🏦❄️🚫 $SKY $BLESS $ON

"Bank wale $5 kaat lein toh hum hungama machate hain,
Par $50 ki 'Gas Fee' dekar hum khushi-khushi swap karwate hain!" ⛽💸🤷‍♂️ $ETH $ENS $ETC

"Humein laga 'Cup and Handle' ban raha hai, breakout hoga bhari,
Market ne ualta 'V' banaya aur kar di humari jeb khaali!" ☕📉😂 $TRUTH $AVAAI $HANA

"日志 puchte hain 'Kab tak ye digital numbers dekhoge?',
Humne kaha - 'Jab tak ye numbers duniya ki currency nahi ban jaate!'" 🔢🌍💱 $BAS $BEAT $pippin

"早上起来不仅要说 '早安'，还要看 'CoinMarketCap'，
我们是那种更爱 '绿色蜡烛' 的情人，而不是女朋友！" 🕯️💚😍 $FHE $RAVE $PTB

"Wo kehti hai 'Tum mujhse zyada apne phone ko dekhte ho',
Maine kaha - 'Pagli, isme hi toh humare future ke sapne rehte hain!'" 📱💑💍 $HANA $EPIC $KITE

"世界因听到黑客的故事而感到恐惧，
我们在将账本放在枕头下时安然入睡！" 🛡️💤🗝️ $COAI $US $LINEA