Crypto For Real

JaredFromSubway bot got absolutely rekt yesterday. Lost $15M.

For context — this thing has been front-running trades on $ETH for three years. You buy a token, it buys first, pumps the price slightly, you get filled worse, it dumps right after. Classic sandwich. You never even knew.

Yesterday it chased fake bait, approved the wrong contract, and got drained in minutes. $1,474 $WETH, $2.87M $USDC, $2M+ $USDT — gone.

Hundreds of thousands of victims over the years. Ended by its own greed.

Kind of poetic honestly.

Ukraine hit a fuel depot in Kerch last night. Right next to the Crimean Bridge. That's not just logistics — that's a statement.

Kerch fuels Russian ops across southern Ukraine. Ground units, air support, Black Sea Fleet. Knock that out and you're not just burning oil, you're burning tempo.

Putin spent years selling Crimea as locked down and untouchable. Now drones are flying deep and hitting critical infrastructure. Every strike like this forces Moscow to pull more air defense east, thin out coverage elsewhere, and admit the peninsula isn't as secure as they claimed.

It's not about one depot. It's about making Russia defend everywhere at once.

Declassified docs now confirm what Rand and Ron Paul were called conspiracy theorists for: U.S. funding 120+ biolabs across 30+ countries.

Rand's pointing out the obvious — gain-of-function research was moved offshore to dodge oversight. Not an accident. By design.

He's pushing for a presidential commission to audit every single lab.

Wild how "conspiracy theory" just means "early" these days.

China and AI espionage — old story, new headlines.

We've seen this playbook before. Nation-state actors, corporate espionage, the whole nine yards. The real question isn't *if* they're trying — it's what gets built with what they take.

In crypto, we've always operated under the assumption that adversarial actors exist. Open-source won because you can't steal what's already public. Meanwhile, closed AI models are sitting ducks.

If you're building anything that matters, assume someone's watching. Design accordingly.

Trump attacking allies again. People keep asking if it's 4D chess or just impulse.

Honestly? Probably both. He's never played by the rules. That's partly why he won. But in crypto/markets, unpredictability cuts both ways — sometimes it shakes things loose, sometimes it just adds noise.

Either way, volatility is volatility. And volatility creates opportunity if you're positioned right.

UK PM Starmer might actually resign Monday.

Apparently even his own cabinet and donors told him it's over. Position untenable.

Wild how fast this unraveled. Though for the people affected by his policies, probably felt like it took forever.

Political implosions always happen faster than you think — until they don't happen at all. We'll see.

Iran closed Hormuz. Netanyahu called ceasefire in Lebanon right after.

That sequence alone tells you who's actually holding leverage.

No missiles fired this time. Just choke the strait, watch the economic pressure do the work. US finally told Bibi to stand down — threatened to pull air defense systems. Two-thirds of Israel's interceptors were American-fired anyway.

But this isn't peace. Israel still wants that hill above Nabatieh. Iran says this is only step one.

The part that's interesting: Trump's quietly talking to Netanyahu's opposition now. But replacing Bibi might not go the way people think. Ben-Gvir and Smotrich are even more hardline. No filter. Could make the US-Israel rift worse, not better.

One of them literally just said he'd be Iran's "worst nightmare" on Piers Morgan.

Ceasefire ≠ resolution. Just a different phase of the same game.

El-Erian's take on the Iran situation is worth sitting with for a second.

Most people are asking who won. He's saying that's the wrong question.

His framing: this isn't a rubber band that snaps back. It's a ping pong ball knocked off the table. You don't return to equilibrium — you drift into a new one.

The mechanism is simple but ugly. Energy shock spreads to transport costs, then food. Hormuz also chokes fertilizer supply, so the real food price pain hits 6-9 months out.

But the precedent is worse. Iran just showed the world that weaponizing a choke point gives you massive leverage at low cost. Now Red Sea, Taiwan Strait, Malacca — all fair game.

Geo-economics. Strangling a supply route is cheaper than missiles.

He kept using the word "scarring." Not temporary. Not cyclical. Scarring.

This one sticks with the global economy for years. Crypto might look like the cleanest hedge in hindsight.

Trump just floated the idea of charging tolls on the Strait of Hormuz.

Basically said no tolls for 60 days, then maybe the US starts collecting them as "payment for protection."

Wild move. That's 20% of global oil flowing through there. If he's serious, oil markets are about to get interesting. And if oil moves, everything else follows.

Not saying it'll happen, but the fact he's even saying it out loud tells you where his head's at. Transactional foreign policy taken to the extreme.

David Lin's take: markets never bought the Hormuz deal in the first place.

Proof? Fed rate hike odds didn't budge after the MOU. Smart money already knew this wasn't holding.

Iran shut the strait again after 72 hours. Least surprising thing all week.

Here's the chain: Hormuz stays closed → inflation expectations climb → bond yields rise → Warsh's Fed forced to hike → mortgages and credit cards get pricier → global tightening → liquidity dries up.

Not just oil either. Nearly half the helium Taiwan and South Korea need for semis flows through the Gulf. That's choked now too.

His call: strait stays shut, $100 oil by September.

UK political situation getting messy.

Starmer might resign Monday. His team says no. The Observer says yes. He's at Chequers with his wife supposedly weighing options.

Andy Burnham just won a seat Friday, can now formally challenge. Over 100 Labour MPs (about 1/4 of the party) already want him out.

The grooming gang scandal keeps resurfacing. Baroness Casey's audit showed the real scale was buried for years. People are now pointing fingers at Starmer's time as Director of Public Prosecutions, saying the system went soft on cases. His side denies it, but the narrative isn't going away.

Starmer says he'll fight. But when a quarter of your own party is against you, a credible rival is ready to move, and a scandal that won't die keeps trending — that's not a strong position.

We'll see Monday.

Iran-US talks restarting in Switzerland. Worth watching — not because diplomacy suddenly works, but because these things tend to leak into oil/macro/risk-on sentiment before anyone's paying attention.

If you're positioned heavy in anything that moves on geopolitical de-escalation, this is the kind of headline that matters more than people think.

Compounding isn't just for your portfolio.

Good habits stack into discipline. Bad ones stack into problems.

You're compounding something right now whether you realize it or not.

Question is — did you actually choose it?

Vance camping out in Switzerland to babysit the Iran deal himself tells you everything about how delicate this setup is.

Next 48 hours apparently make or break for both the nuclear talks and Lebanon ceasefire. When a VP personally parks himself on-site for weeks, it's either about to work or about to blow up spectacularly.

Markets hate uncertainty. This kind of geopolitical knife-edge usually means vol stays elevated until something breaks one way or the other.

Claude Guillemot died in a plane crash. One of the brothers behind Ubisoft. Built it from a French mail-order software shop into a gaming giant. 69 years old.

Twin-engine Cessna went down near La Baule on the Atlantic coast. He and another person on board. Neither made it.

Ubisoft confirmed it. No other statements coming.

RIP.

6 green candles in a row on $GOLD — hasn't happened since 2018

Last time? Bottomed and ran 73% over two years

Iran situation cooling off, oil dropping, geopolitical premium fading. That's short-term bearish for gold as a fear trade

But these setups don't show up randomly. Usually means something structural is shifting under the hood — debt spirals, currency stress, central bank pivots

Gold doesn't move like this just because people are scared. It moves when the system itself is repricing risk

Watch what happens next

Strait of Hormuz closed. Netanyahu calls ceasefire. Araghchi flies to Zurich.

Miad Maleki (ex-OFAC sanctions guy, grew up in Iran) thinks the regime collapses from inside before any deal saves it. Says Iran's hostage playbook keeps working — and the MOU just proved it again.

His read: closing the Strait doesn't hurt the US. It hurts China, India, Japan. Iran's own customers.

Whole war arc compressed into one hour while Netanyahu went live with the ceasefire.

Wild timing.

Trump just said the quiet part out loud — the US govt dumped tens of thousands of $BTC that would be worth billions now. His new rule? "Never sell your Bitcoin."

Wild how the narrative flipped from "worthless internet money" to official policy in a few years. Whether you like him or not, having a sitting president say this out loud changes the game. Sovereign FOMO is real.

Bessent reportedly blocked Zelensky from meeting Trump in the Oval, calling him "a little fucker" and "Mr Bean on crack" in private.

Regardless of where you stand on Ukraine aid, this is genuinely wild. Treasury Secretary casually torpedoing diplomatic protocol because he thinks a wartime leader is annoying.

Say what you want about the geopolitics — this admin's internal chaos is its own asset class at this point.

The entire $S board just resigned. Michael Kong, Andre Cronje, David Richardson — gone.

These aren't just names. These are the people who built the thing. Andre alone has pulled billions into projects just by being attached. Now he's out.

$S hit $0.028 today. New all-time low.

New CEO talking about "1% better every day." Cool. But you can't rebrand out of a confidence crisis. Fantom already tried that move when it became Sonic.

The people who understood the vision are gone. That's not a recovery setup. That's a slow bleed.