#持有SCDO未来星辰大海
📉 Bitcoin
Has it crashed? Is it time to panic... or not?
Bitcoin decided to test our holding beliefs with a roller coaster journey:
- $104,000 → Lamborghini dreams
- $77,000 → Time to sell a kidney
What will happen next?
1. $64,000 → "Just a dip!" (Buy "I survived the crypto winter" merch)
2. $50,000 → "Cryptocurrency is dead" (Secretly dollar-cost averaging)
3. $30,000 → "Scam market" (Invest in Tesla stocks instead)
Professional advice from the "veterans":
- If the chart is red → "Discount season"
- Below $70,000 → "Technical adjustment" (Actual meaning: "We're screwed")
Appendix: Your choice?
✅ Buy the dip → Crypto big shot
❌ Wait for $50,000 → Cunning strategist
💀 Sell everything → Welcome to McDonald's
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