🐕📉 THE TRAGEDY OF MY DOGE DOG (Funny Version)

This morning I woke up thinking I was going to change my life.

I went in there all confident and made a purchase of DOGE at 0.7754.

The Doge looking at me:

"you can trust me, dad, today I'll make you rich."

Me, emotional, already dreaming of a cheeseburger:

"today's the day..."

I bought 75.397 dogezinhos, in that humble way, open heart.

And Binance already showing:

— 58.155 BRL —

Like a death certificate in advance.

5 minutes later...

The candle started to fall faster than my self-esteem after a work meeting:

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The Doge crashing down like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel.

Me looking at the chart:

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"wait... but he promised me..."

The support?

Took a walk.

The whale?

Came and swallowed me + Doge + my hopes in one gulp.

My balance?

Turned into a Mexican soap opera.

And the Doge, all sprawled out at the bottom, still has the audacity to look at me and say:

"sorry dad, I fell by accident..."

In the end:

I with a loss of 10 bucks,

Doge passed out,

And my dream of a pastry + coke postponed once again.

But it’s Dogecoin, right.

We buy knowing we will suffer.

And we do suffer.

And buy again.

Because we are foolish but persistent.

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