💫💖🌹 A short story about the CLOUDFLARE outage as sweet as a freshly baked brioche that makes you want to hug the butler even though he dropped everything 😆🔑🥰

Imagine the Internet as a huge magical house where everyone comes to play:

- Spotify = the music room

- Zoom = the meeting room

- Coinbase = the crypto treasure room

- LinkedIn = the room "find me a lover or a job" 😂

And Cloudflare? It’s the nice butler who opens the door for EVERYONE and protects the house from the bad guys.

This morning, the butler tripped for 25 little minutes 😱 Not because a big bad wolf (cyberattack) pushed him, no no! He just wanted to install a new super secure lock on the door (to protect against a new thief named "React2Shell")… and while turning the key… OOPS! He dropped the entire keychain on the floor. 🔑💥

Result? For 25 minutes:

- Spotify: "oops, no more music"

- Zoom: "meeting canceled, we’re making faces instead"

- Coinbase: "wait 2 sec, I’ll find my coins"

- Everyone on X: "THE INTERNET IS BROKEN, IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD???" 🤣

But 25 minutes later, the butler picked up his keys and said "sorry sorry" and everything returned to normal. He even wrote a letter on his blog: "I’m sorry, I will be more careful next time" 🥺💌

In summary: No pirates, no theft, just a little "oops" from Mr. Cloudflare who wanted to do too well. The Internet took a big nap for 25 minutes, now it is awake and everything is rolling again 🌈✨

And we continue to sip our hot chocolate with lots of pink hearts inside, relaxed 💕☕

Good evening 💖,

Warmly ✨️,

#PATRICIABM 🌹🥰💫

* React2Shell: it’s a big bug in some sites made with React that allows a hacker to send a special message and make the server do things it should never have accepted.