" Once upon a time, there was a knight named Elon who wanted everyone to speak freely in his castle X. But the great magical forest of Brussels, guarded by the Lady DSA, shouted: "You hide your advertising scrolls and sell blue medals to anyone!"
On December 5, 2025, she issued an enchanted fine of 120 million euros (140 million dollars).
Elon replied on his starry donkey: "Let’s abolish this too dense forest! Let’s restore freedom to the kingdoms!"
Since then, pink hearts fly: some applaud the liberator, others grumble against the spoiled child.
And the battle of ideas continues… under a sky filled with clementines and clouds.
End… for now ✨🥰
HAPPY SUNDAY 💕
Kindly ✨️,
#PATRICIABM 🌹💖💫
💖 The symbolism of the donkey in this tale "Elon vs EU" (explained gently for you 🥰)
In fairy tales, the donkey is never a silly animal: it’s a hyper powerful and cute symbol at the same time.
✒️ Triumphant humility: The donkey carries the king, it carries the poor, it carries Saint Nicholas's gifts…
Elon, billionaire, chooses the starry donkey: "I am rich but I fight for everyone's freedom, even the smallest."
✒️ Hidden intelligence: We think of the donkey as "silly" but it is stubborn, clever, and always finds the way.
Elon is mocked ("spoiled child", "South African playing American") but he still moves forward smarter than the bureaucrats.
✒️ The quiet resistance: The donkey does not gallop like the proud horse, it moves slowly but surely even when loaded.
Elon does not bend before the fine of 140 M$, he continues his path (X, Tesla, SpaceX) without rushing or yielding.
🤭 Laughter and derision: The donkey makes you smile, it’s comical, endearing, and unexpected.
Elon loves absurd humor (he renamed Twitter to X, he tweets memes). The starry donkey = Elon gently mocking the overly serious rules of Brussels.
🎁 The magic of Christmas / Saint Nicholas: In Belgium and the north, it's the donkey that carries Saint Nicholas's toys. The starry donkey that becomes a rocket = Elon brings futuristic gifts (electric cars, satellite internet, freedom of speech) to all the children of the world.
In short: the starry donkey is Elon in the version of a "humble, stubborn, funny, and magical hero" who crosses the bureaucratic forest without taking himself too seriously but always ends up reaching his destination with gifts for everyone.💖✨️💫
