“My luck with Binance is crazy…”

Whenever I deposit dollars,

the market says: “Time to go down!” 📉😒

And as long as my money stays inside,

crypto refuses to go up. 🚫🚀

Today I finally cashed out,

now watch…

the market will fly straight to the moon! 🤣🌕🚀

Binace be like:

“Izatullah joined? Drop the market!” 😂📉